Eat My Ass Pt. II

Written by Mike Lloy & Nick Bilic

Download link : http://www.2shared.com/audio/hrhmJLIy/Eat_My_Ass_PtII.html

LYRICS

(Verse)
Wait a year and a half just to tell you this
You've got a gap-toothed smile and some sloppy tits
It's nothing that braces and a push up bra can't fix
You've got a white strip smile and a nice fake tan
With two legs and a cock it can be your man
But I'm sure many people would much rather use their hand

(Chorus)

Get down get down like it's your job
Well anything's better than Wal-mart baby
Maybe we can work it out, el oh el jay kay

(Verse)
I'm surprised you don't like sailing cause you sure love sea men
You love to get down and swab, but not the deck you catch my meanin'?
And your new boyfriend looks like Kermit the frog
Or some cross breed between a human being and a dog
And you both don't go to college, together all day long

(Chorus)

Get down get down like it's your job
Well anything's better than Wal-mart baby
Maybe we can work it out, el oh el jay kay

(Rap)

It's astounding someone could lack so much intelligence
Guys come over and leave once they see your chest
I'm really not trying to sound mean or spastic
But girl those nips, straight up N. Geographic
And your spending all your time legs up, in your bed
after everything's been done and everything's been said
Never work hard and concentrate on school instead
Bitch get off your back and let the blood in your head
I saw you at wal-mart pushin' a shoppin' cart
Please don't get me started, babe did you just fart?
Girl I'm a stunner and my rhymes is tight
That's more than you can say for your vagina

(Chorus)

Get down get down like it's your job
Well anything's better than Wal-mart baby
Maybe we can work it out, el oh el jay kay

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[mastafanooch]

is this part of tommy fools?

[saosin22]

@mastafanooch nope just a random song by Mike and I

[OmFgFFsWtF]

bro can you post lyrics in description? sounds really funny

[saosin22]

@OmFgFFsWtF Posted them

[Lloyboy]

It's okay kermit!

no hard feelings?

[hayleyzurbrigg]

LIKES DIS

[Sundin456]

@hayleyzurbrigg lol he obv still cared if he spent all the time to make this song ;D

[Lloyboy]

@bgmaloney1

lmao, this is over a year old, get over it.

[bgmaloney1]

It really seems like you're over her when you took all this time to make a song about her, hahha. you're a joke bud. and insulting her is obviously a defense mechanism because you feel so bad about her, you're a joke.

[bgmaloney1]

It really seems like you're over her when you took all this time to make a song about her, hahha. you're a joke bud.

[timothycoon1982]

Nice job guys!! Gave me a laugh, and it flowed great!!!

[haightst]

thats more than you can say for your VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[branrocks08]

poor chick... lol damn it i laughed.

[Lloyboy]

@CassieValchuk *like*

[CassieValchuk]

bestest song ever