"Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" Hash House Harrier Song

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[vampiresstrina]

Hitler has only got one ball the other is in the albert hall his mother the dirty bugger cut it off when he was small she threw it into the apple tree the wind blew it into the deep blue sea the fishes got out their dishes and had scallops and bollocks for tea hitler has only got one ball the other is in the albert hall his mother the dirty bugger cut it off when he was small!!

[Charliecomet82]

Never heard this one until I was an adult, but I do remember this from kidhood: "Whistle while you work, Hitler likes to jerk, Mussolini bit his weenie, Now it doesn't work!"

[Thpurpleninja]

I gt a dfrnt 1 "hitler has only got 1 ball the other is in the Albert hall,his mother that dirty bugger, she chopped it off when he was small oh I said .... (repeat)

[carinahyfen]

hitler, has only got one ball, the other, is in the albert hall, his mother.. the dirty fucker, chopped it off when he was born'8!

[cygod1]

you are so so faty and you lick burgers doodoo

[agapathos]

We used to sing, back around 1960 or so,

"Whistle while you work,

Hitler is a jerk;

Mussolini bit his weenie,

Now it doesn't squirt."

[SQTvsTECHN0]

My grandma learned me that one. :)

[icyfellblade]

Sung with all the enthusiasm, grace and tone of a dead seal. I've seen Japanese school girls give better renditions. Ironically they hung around school playgrounds too.

[pluto8866]

learned it in 8th grade

[iornmaden]

hitler has only got one ball the outher is on the kitchen wall his mouther the durty bugger chopped it off when he were small.the outhes is in a apple tree that droped into the deep blue sea the fishes had on there dishes scollops and bollocks for tea.