Apocalypse Tip: How to Make Fire

http://www.theresident.net - Since the apocalypse is inevitable, I thought I'd give you some tips for surviving. In this edition, we go over the basics of how to make fire from household items.

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[jimlap777]

Call in the resident, she's hot enough to start a fire ;)

[TrueMusou]

What about the porno? HOW WILL WE GET THE PORNO!?!!!!!!

[superbungabunga]

chuck norris just has to stare at a piece of wood, it gets scared and lights itself on fire

[1TacticalMedic]

The sponge will work, as birth control! Dude I want the dirt version! She has huge DSL's

[shbehncke]

Great vid, but that was not a picture of Steel Wool, it was a picture of a sponge and plastic wool, that will not work, it must be steel

[BatsaTV]

You naughty little pyroman

[azzy314159]

Ill tell you the best way.

Just rub against LORI. Sparks will fly every which way

[azzy314159]

silly

[sobeit42]

"good luck people" is my favourite part of this

[bar50]

@TheHossUSMC Well, at least she knew the word tinder. Ya think she knows what tinder is?

[TheHossUSMC]

You should stick to what you know, which isn't much.

[spindleneedle]

@ramose801 bigger explosion = bigger battery = bigger paperclip, and even if u do find a paper clip big enough for ur 50 pound battery, battery + paper clip + time left = still gonna explode at random time... u have better luck finding uranium in beverly hills