URSULA HITLER'S HEAD #94: "Mini-Meany"

Mr. Meany has been turned into a cute little six-year-old girl, and he struggles to get used to his strange new life.

TRANSCRIPT:

Sweetie: Hi, folks. Meany is finally coming home from Xtranormal jail today. I'm so excited, my cartoondt tummy is full of little cartoon butterflies.
(Meany enters, but he is now a little girl.)
Meany: Hello, Sweetie. Believe it or not, I am Mister Meany. Those Xtranormal jerks gave me a choice... Public execution, or pigtails and freckles.
Sweetie: They told me they'd turned you into a little girl... But they didn't say you were such a cutie!
Meany: Please, Sweetie. I know you really wanna make fun of me right now, but I'm begging you... Just give me a freaking break.
Sweetie: I'm not gonna make fun of you.
Meany: What? But... You love to tease me whenever I get emasculated in these cartoons, and now I've literally been transformed into a precious little moppet wearing Garanimals suspenders.
Sweetie: Yeah, but...
Meany: Justin Bieber has more testosterone in his left pinky than I've got in my entire body!
Sweetie: True... But I could never make fun of you, after what you did for me. You almost got yourself killed, trying to bring me back to life. I feel like the luckiest girl in Xtranormal, to have a best friend like you.
Meany: Well... Gosh. Thanks.
Sweetie: I didn't know how I could ever repay you... So of course when the Department of Source Code Enforcement said I could be your new mommy, I jumped at the chance!
Meany: Well, I... Hang on. What do you mean, you could be my new mommy?
Sweetie: The Xtranormal people have totally rebooted you as a child now, and I'm your legal guardian.
Meany: Oh, no... No, no, no...
Sweetie: From now on, your name is Mini... Like the mouse.
Meany: What? Now listen here...
Sweetie: It's almost your bed time now, Mini, so go put on your jammies. We gotta get up early to go shop for your new clothes.
Meany: New clothes?
Sweetie: Sure. Frilly pink dresses, Maryjane shoes, ruffly little socks... You wanna look pretty when you start school next week.
Meany: School?
Sweetie: Yeah. They're sending you to kindergarten as part of your rehabilitation. You and the other kids are gonna play with blocks and make pictures with macaroni. Doesn't that sound fun?
Meany: Oh, god... Oh god, oh god...
Sweetie: I always wanted a little girl, and now I have you! And the best part is, you're never ever gonna grow up... You'll be my baby girl, forever! OK, Mommy's gotta go call your ballet teacher now, but I'll be back in a minute to tuck you in.
(She leaves.)
Meany: I wonder if it's too late to choose public execution instead.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Ursula Hitler
• Mr. Meany
• Inside Ursula Hitler's Head
• sexy
• Girlification
• cute
• Meany and Sweetie
• Sweetie and Mr. Meany
• Xtranormal
• weird
• ageplay
• Mommy
• babying
• cartoon
• pigtails
• gender swap
• gender
• transgender
• tranny
• xtranormal
• comedy
• hacking
• transformation
• TF
• turned into a girl
• blond
• M2F
• TG
• bimbo
• bimbofication
• bimboification
• bimboization
• age regression
• AR
• child
• changed
• little
• girl

[MmeLEnfer]

Poor Meanie! You never give him a break!

[MsUrsulaHitler]

@MmeLEnfer I know. But it's just so much fun to listen to him whine.

[AlterEgoTrip]

ah now Sweetie becomes a hyper-driven mother Meenie's entire life with activities..next thing you know it will be pageants! Yipes!

[MsUrsulaHitler]

@AlterEgoTrip If I could change their clothes, I would come up with all sorts of crazy plots... I so badly wanna dress Meany up in a little Shirley Temple outfit, but it is not to be.

[Skollshorties]

Why couldn't mr. meany just hack into extranormal's programming to least turn him older lol?

[MsUrsulaHitler]

@Skollshorties In the previous episode, the Xtranormal people told him that if he "misbehaves" even once, "Sweetie will pay the price." They implied they would delete her if he gets out of line. (Also, since he's been "rebooted" as a child, his old hacks probably wouldn't work. Hacking is sort of like using magic in these cartoons, and Meany has totally lost his mojo.)

[65radius]

Very entertaining! good job!

[MmeLEnfer]

@MsUrsulaHitler Maybe next year he'll have a christmas special where he can catch his breath.

[Skollshorties]

Ahh I understand

[darknessflame15]

Poor Mr. Meany I hope sometime in the future he or she now will find new hacks to at least make him/herself older at least a teen.