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Lil Dicky - White Dude (Official Video)

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Published on May 22, 2013

Third video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard."

Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com

Facebook:
http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/lildickytweets

Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky

Brian Storm on the visuals
http://dreamchaser-films.com

Starring Melissa Soria as a woman
http://twitter.com/meet_melissa

And Merk S. VIllain as Daquan
http://merksvillain.bandcamp.com/

Lyrics -

Chorus

And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy

On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world

but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap

Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Verse 1

shit, im living good up in this bitch
dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision

For a white boy
Hollatcha muthafuckin k***, boy
Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi

They ain't suspicious of jews
Ill show contrition it's cool
Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise

Das what I do kid
Happy that my name aint stupid
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids

But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,
If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill
I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...

I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live
getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle
where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)

Chorus

And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy

On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world

but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap

Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Verse 2

Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn

I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...

And ion't bleach shit
Ion't gotta eat dick
I aint bleeding up out ma penis
Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
In disagreements, i participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut

So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat butter
and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face

Seal interlude

I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake

And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!

Chorus

And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy

On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world

but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap

Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Outro (arguably the best part, stick around for it)

Beat - Where the Boys At by OMG Girlz (check out their original track on itunes, really talented ladies)
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/whe...

My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.

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