SEX TREK: 40 Years of Sexy Star Trek Swingin' to "It's *Business* Time" by Flight of the Conchords

"It's Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords
LYRICS:
Ohhh yeah.
That's right baby.
Girl, tonight we're gonna make love.
You know how I know baby? Cause it's Wednesday.
And Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
Tuesday night's the night that we go and visit your mother,
But Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
Cause everything is just right: conditions are perfect.
There's nothing good on TV.
Conditions are perfect.
You lean in close and say something sexy like,
"I might go to bed, I've got work in the morning."
I know what you're tryin' t'say, baybeh.
You're tryin to say: "Ooh yeah, it's business time. It's business time."

FALSETTO: It's business; it's business time.
SPOKEN: That's-what-you're-tryin-t'say-You're-trying-to-say-let's-get-down-to-business-I­t's-business-tiime.
FALSETTO: It's business; it's business time.

OOooo...
Next thing you know we're in the bathroom, brushing our teeth.
That's all part of it, that's foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling, that's not part of it, but it's still very important.
Then we're in the bed.room.
You're wearing that ugly old baggy tee-shirt from that team-building exercise you did for your old work.
And it's never looked better on you.
Ohhhh, team-building exercise: not tonight!
Oooh, you don' know what you're doin' to me.
I remove my jeans but trip over them cause I still got my shoes on,
But then I turn it into a sexy dance.
Next thing you know I'm down to just my socks.
And you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is:
It's time for business.
It's business time.

FALSETTO: It's business; it's business time.
SPOKEN: You-know-when-I'm-down-to-just-my-socks-it's-time-for-business-That's-why-they'r­e-called-business-socks
FALSETTO: It's business; it's business time.

Ohhhhh.
Ooooo....
Makin' love.
Makin' love for two.
Makin' love for two minutes.
When it's with me y'only need two minutes . Cause I'm so INTENSE.
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
You say something like:
"Is that it?"
I know what you're tryin' t'say, you're tryin' to say, "Ahhh yeah, that's it."
Then you tell me you want some more.
Well I'm not surprised (lifts eyebrows repeatedly)
...but I'm quite sleepy.

FALSETTO: It's business; it's business time.
Business hours are o-ver.... baybeh.
FALSETTO: It's business; it's business time.

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[youtobeee]

oops sorry, i meant 0:26

[enterpriseScrybe]

It's that DS9 ep when Dax's former lover appears on the station, and Jadzia is still attracted to her. "Rejoined" 4th season.

[ElessarUSMC]

You are AMAZING, eS. amaZING!

[enterpriseScrybe]

(modestly) Well I *do* try.  :D

[KackaRodney]

@dayinthelife77 I almost died, when i saw it :D "we visit your mother...." and? T and T :D Hey, just great xD

[KackaRodney]

AAAW, how funny!!! ROFL!!!! LOVE IT :D

[tonytarheel55]

@enterpriseScrybe very good

[jskyejones]

Dang........well done!

[dayinthelife77]

Trip + T'Pol visiting her mother, as the lyrics state. ;)

[youtobeee]

0:30, what was that?

[ReineDesCanards]

a dream come true: flight of the conchords+star trek.

I'm smiling tonight!

Thanks

[sch4tj3]

wahahaha Brilliant!