IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

Its the natural order of things that men are in charge
Weve got the bigger brains and our knowledge is large
Men are logical and blessed with commonsense
Where as women are emotional and really quite dense

If women ruled the world
What a mess wed be in, wed be knee deep in kittens and crinoline
If women ruled the world
Football would be against the law and every 28 days thered be thermal nuclear war

Wed live in pink houses and wed sleep in a pink bed
Wed be made to listen to James Blunt until our ears bled
wed drive pink cars that women could easily park
and it would be illegal for a man to be out after dark

the toilet seat would never be left up again
and no cleaning your dick on the counterpane
And every night men would stay home to iron and clean
Whilst women, watch soap operas and eat chocolate icecream

If women ruled the world
What a mess wed be in, wed be knee deep in kittens and crinoline
If women ruled the world
Football would be against the law and every 28 days thered be thermal nuclear war

Maths and science would no longer be taught
Thered be lessons in shopping and how shoes are bought
Men would be called feisty and have boyfriend in whom to confide
And a real woman would be in touch with her masculine side

Thered be flowers on everything and mirrors everywhere
The whole day touching up their makeup and doing their hair
They couldnt run the world, the world would run away
It would all end in tears Trust me when I say

If women ruled the world
What a mess wed be in, wed be knee deep in kittens and crinoline
If women ruled the world
Football would be against the law and every 28 days thered be thermal nuclear war
Come to think of it, They already do,

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[IamamonsterSC]

"Its the natural order of things that men are in charge

Weve got the bigger brains and our knowledge is large"

ROFL really funny. how come i graduated at age 15, while my ex the dumb fuck is 27 now and still never graduated? how come im managing live ALL by myself since years now even raising a child alone. while the bastard was kicked out. a man standing around while a woman is giving birth. smart? no plain dumb. you cant even cook yourself. you cant even wash your clothes right. LOL

[monello198]

@IamamonsterSC Oh dear.. Do sense a slighted woman? In fact.. so slighted that she need to type “if women ruled he world” Into a search engine? Lol Have a fun week Mikee ;-}~ ps came to reply and for a bit of banter.. but your channel is unavailable? sigh .

[moomay11649]

Hahaha! LOVED IT!

Mooz

[monello198]

thanks Moo....

;-}~

[nannerbj]

Mmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monello198]

Mmmmm ???????

[TheHaterVEVO]

If women ruled the world there would be no cellphones, cars, planes, trains, computers, TV's, houses. There would be NOTHING. Men made everything and women are only good for sex and cooking, cleaning. Woman rights - indeed a funny joke. Why should you be given rights if you did nothing for humankind? You don't deserve to get out of kitchen because you have no place in this world.

[paradee12]

I think women already rule the world.

[IamamonsterSC]

@monello198 lol i didnt enter that into google ;P

it was suggested after i watched my video.

[TootallyLunchedBunch]

Ha Ha Ha !

"If" !!!!

They already do don't they ??

That's why men are so concerned with trying to blow the whole place totally to pieces cos' they can't stand it !!!

[mmiker2d2]

rrue story :l

[DudeThatIsImpossible]

@DiLL590 It´s a joke. lol

[thegreatcontempt]

PS - I personally think we should just SHARE the world.

[thegreatcontempt]

oh, and to the guy who says women are like a "flock of sheep", congrats for coming up with an original insult. Oh wait, I think that one has been used referring to men since...the bible? Yes, I'm pretty sure the Bible says MEN are the sheep. So, you accused women of being sheep by being...a sheep? hmmmm....