You're a mean one Mr Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.

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[kikohyuu112]

“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” was sung by Thurl Ravenscroft, who also voiced Tony the Tiger. (“They’re grrrrrreat!!”) SURPRISED?

[prudence00]

The villain song really is the best part of any film or special.

[Jayne9447]

why do I hear "You've got dalek in your soul" >.<

[IslandBros15]

Ponies brought me here.

[juicyapple1231]

@TheJustinbffs what about a 39 and a 2/3 foot pole?

[TheJustinbffs]

"I wouldn't touch you with a 39 & a 1/2 ft pole" Does that mean you'd touch him with a 40 ft pole?? :D

[Teeuw1976]

Think they miscounted much, how can there be 50th birthday deluxe edition? It's from 1966 and it isn't 2016 yet.

[metalhead3l6]

11 people must be grinches

[MegaAstroFan18]

Grinch and Scrooge are the two symbols of crankiness around the holidays. Their stories both end similarly too.

[cleofisjones]

Look how they talked about him! I'd be an a**hole too!

[espada9]

@bntw82: Warms my heart to know my balls are resting on your chin son.

Happy New Year recipient class fleabagger!

[skunklover098]

1:26 HOLY F**KIN CRAP HOLY FUKIN CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY F**KIN CRAP FUCKEN SCARY SCARY SCARY SMILE. what this movie used to scare the shit out a me BUT now it doesn't but the smile of this part FUKIN SCARES ME SO MUCH