Name That Uterus!

It would appear that my uterus (along with those of every other American woman) have become a distraction for Congressional Republicans. Since jobs should be priority ONE, I have come up with I believe is a fair solution to their problem. I would like to incorporate my "business", so that it can be granted the same right of "personhood" as every other corporation in the United States. Since my uterus is actually a living entity, it only seems fair that I should be granted this right but I need your help. I need a clever name and "brand" for my uterus and would appreciate your submissions below.

In answer to a few questions: I. It will be a Limited Liability Corporation 2. In accordance with the laws of my state, it will have to be Non-Profit. 3. I will not take credit for this idea, since Florida House Democrat Randolph Scott suggested such a thing for his wife to avoid abortion objections and he was summarily scolded for use of the word "uterus".

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• Contest

[SiDancat1981]

Fibroids "R" Us - "Don't let them get your knickers in a twist...."

Please extend this contest! We will be working on this all week and get back to you with more.....

[playacentral1]

@SiDancat1981  By popular request, THE CONTEST HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO MAY 30, 2011! Thanks for asking and keep those fabulous ideas coming in!

[chas630]

Can you say uterus?



[playacentral1]

@chas630 I think you just did, partner!

[nurmihusa]

Prod Her & Gamble, LLC "Incensed on Purpose"



[mspencilmania]

Uter-R-Us ; A fun place to live, if I choose .

[susieq7275]

"LET YOUR WOMB BE YOUR TAX SHELTER." TAGLINE: Looking for a great stay- at-home business and never have a TAXING DAY?....this one's for U....terus. From L. Lively Johnson

[Lengo67]

How about 'mine'? Just plain 'mine'.

[renomargie]

@renomargie - Oops - that comment was supposed to go with the saying "Wombs not bombs"

[renomargie]

Love the saying - that would be great on a t-shirt

[renomargie]

If you make t-shirts I want to buy one!! Love this idea. All women should this!!

[vikngwill]

Thank you Carol !! You're my hero of the day & will remain there I think for a while !

[z1rparts]

CUNT INC.