Carrot Juice is Murder (cover)

Rocketized version of a song by the Arrogant Worms ..Please friends lets save the Veggies

Listen up brothers and sisters,
come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature,
trapped in the dirt like a jail.

Vegetables live in oppression,
served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness,
I say we take up the fight.

Salads are only for murderers,
coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings,
just cause a radish can't scream.

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)

I saw a man eating celery,
so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again,
I'll bite him clean in two.

I'm a political prisoner,
trapped in a windowless cage.
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
by killing five men in a rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me,
This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again
just to save one more cauliflower

Chorus

How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stirfry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gormet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.....

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Carrot
• juice
• is
• murder
• ottawa
• rocket
• arrogant
• worms

[eeekadarky]

Are you on drugs? And vegetables suck and I'm glad there getting chopped up.

[Ottawarocket]

@eeekadarky you are a dirty rotten vegetable killer

Rocket

[eeekadarky]

@Ottawarocket hahahah, sorry man, my friend posted that, im cool with vegatables...and them not dying and stuff..

[Ottawarocket]

@eeekadarky lol..no problem my friend ..Hey I had an order of French Fries today so I guess that makes me a filthy potatoe killer ..Rock on Bro

Rocket

[onkelbuke]

This one is so good. sorry, you are such a right

man, straight and have your heart on the right place, ( when i look in this world , there are not much people like you bro)

the melody is so beautiful. Great lyrics;)

[Ottawarocket]

Thanks Chris ..you are too Kind...I had a lot of fun singing this song ...Rock on Bro

Rob

[imafishgod]

Have I told you lately that I love you???

333 xox ♥♥♥

[Ottawarocket]

Thanks for dropping by Jane ...If I can give my good friends a smile ..Then that makes me happy ..Lets call a spade a spade : ) Hugs

Rob

[Cameragirl803]

Thought I would stop in tonight and see and hear some Rocket!!! I needed a smile my friend, I knew where to come:)) Thank you for always making me happy!!! "Let's call a spade a spade"

[Ottawarocket]

Beer is good anytime Bro : ) I listen to requests but I don't always do them lol ...Rock on

Rocket