Keaton owns Bale as Batman!

Michael Keaton owns Christian Bale.

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[Kronicyumyum]

keaton: shut up your going to jail

bale: your peanut butter butthole and leather

[TailsFan92]

It took me six replays to realize that Christian Bale said: "You'll be in a padded cell forever". You know that something is wrong when it takes that many takes to understand Batman.

[Italiansrockoutloud]

i loved bale as batman and if u cant understand him then ur a fucktard cuz i understood every word he said the first time i watched the movie. Nolans batman is so much more realistic and full of action it makes the other batmans look like garbage

[wonphi]

@yamisupersaiyan no no no, the Batman is based on the old Batman, the SETTING is different in the movie. these movies are fantastic representation of Batman. Batman is about being Batman, not nearly about the plot, and since comic books deal with alternate universes so freely, just think of the plot changes as that, and alternate time line. Regardless, these films did Batman the character great justice. cool car, dark, to the point, epic music and comic look, I could go on & on.

[Hollenthon2468]

@yamisupersaiyan "This is wrong. Bale is definitely more badass. Bales Batman actually plans, analyzes, he truly is a detective"

So does Keaton's. Have you not seen Keaton's Batman in the Batcave going over videos and newspapers of Joker and Penguin, putting together clues? Of course you have, unless you haven't watched the movies.

"All Keaton does is kill thugs."

Give me one example of Keaton's Batman intentionally killing thugs.

[Hollenthon2468]

@yamisupersaiyan "Also heres the irony, Burtons Batman is experienced correct? and he kills. Nolans Batman is a beginner and he doesn't kill. So in a way, its okay for Bale to kill as he's beginning"

Who's says Burton's Batman kills? When did he kill? I don't recall him actually killing anyone, not intentionally. No more than what I've seen in some scenes with Nolan's Batman crashing into cops and buildings, leaving them destroyed. Are we to assume Bale killed them?

[yamisupersaiyan]

@wonphi

I never knew in the old comics, Joker killed Batmans parents? Listen Burton isn't an adaption of shit. Its okay for you to like him movies but his movies are just a terrible adaption of the Batman franchise

[yamisupersaiyan]

@wonphi

This is wrong. Bale is definitely more badass. Bales Batman actually plans, analyzes, he truly is a detective. Definitely more intelligent, suave, and capable than Keatons. All Keaton does is kill thugs. In the SWAT team scene, Bale shoots bombs to knock down the top which detonate a minute later. He analyzes the bullets Joker used to try to find him. He uses sonar to triangulate Jokers position. He actually effectively uses darkness (tumbler drive scene, Falcone grab scene)

[yamisupersaiyan]

@WhateverHappenedToFu

Burton admitted to never reading a single comic so no he had zero inspiration. Its okay if you prefer them, but they are not BATMAN films. They are okay films on their own. Its not opinion as to which film is actually more Batman, Nolans is clearly more Batman than his. So in other words, its perfectly okay for you to like Burtons films, but what you're watching is a terrible adaption of the Batman character, or simply an imposter

[yamisupersaiyan]

@TailsFan92

Characters aren't created perfectly, the Batman that they eventually perfected DOESN'T KILL. In other words, that Batman was just a prototype. Look Burton didn't open a SINGLE comic. So thats not an excuse, as he clearly knows NOTHING about Batman. Its not an opinion, thats not Batman. Also heres the irony, Burtons Batman is experienced correct? and he kills. Nolans Batman is a beginner and he doesn't kill. So in a way, its okay for Bale to kill as he's beginning