Poundland Special 5: Boobees!

Yet another Poundland Special! And this time we have Boobees. Which are fluorescent drinks with a built-in straw that you have to... suckle. Nice. Faintly tasting of a generic fruit flavor, you get exactly what you'd expect when you buy 6 for 99p. At least they provide an endless stream puerile double-entendres!

And some other top quality Poundland tat: the Michael Jackson King of Pop waterball. Poor old Michael Jackson, commemorated with a pair of battered shoes and the world's smallest microphone encased in a glass bauble for mutual protection.

Then I stumble through some Valentines Day "love crackers" complete with a red crown and duff joke, blatantly similar to those you'd thought you'd got rid of at Christmas.

And to cap it off - The return of Chef Excellence! Everyone's favourite embittered puppet with bad lipsync shows us a toast stamp. Hey, at least it keeps him off the streets.

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[GingerSlothV2]

Damn! I would have loved to hear what you had to say about comic sans font on the MJ snow globe! Hahaha

[tlaroche38]

I bought a can of pussy the other day, It actually tastes nice. Pussy tastes good! :P

[IANWTF]

its BOOBIES

[mcb2010ovls9]

lol ive had them be4

[MrRatermat]

Where is DAT BOOBS!!

[xQuiKScOPeZz]

the packaging for the king of pop thing i made some better packaging in dt class at school xD

[Streamdirect1]

@2RandomStudios Or nipples....

[AnimeKnightGuy]

i heard a child asking his mom for one of these

[spartan117ak]

Deepthroat energy drink.

Oh the things you learn watching Brad Tries. 

[2RandomStudios]

So are the straws called titties?

[Supercamcast]

@sparton1199 hahahahahahaha :)