Loco Mama's "ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS"

An original "Holiday Classic" from Loco Mama!

ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS

I'm going to be alone for Christmas
I didn't hang no stocking by the fire
Noone cares enough to write or call me
So I'll get drunkded up and then retire.

I'm going to be alone for Christmas
Not like I haven't done it once or more
I'll just walk around in bra and panties
And generally act like a christmas whore.

I'm going to be alone for Christmas
They put my chillins into foster care
They had the nerve to call me "unfit mother"
Just cuz I don forgot that they were there.

I'm going to be alone for New Year
Unless somebody wants to take me out
I promise that I'll do my best to teach you
What the birds and bees are all about!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• zipster08
• locomama

[davyse]

my new favorite xmas song, XD thank you

[Zipster08]

Ha ha...thanks!

[cmoorecole]

Don't know how I missed this one last week. Poor Loco. I was all alone for Christmas, too, unless my dogs count. Well, they don't count, but they could. They're Border Collies and they're really smart, but I haven't taught them to count yet. That comes after teaching them to stop leaving carpet bombs in the living room. I'm getting tired of the big holes in the carpet. Yeah, Christmas was just great.

[Zipster08]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

[all4mudd28]

god zip, long time no write!! love this one, xmas whore !! YESSSSSSS

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[SandysGirl6073]

loco mama, do you have any tips for getting out lipstick stains, if you do please let me know thanks lisa :)

[giffe93]

You rock Loco Mama!

[debbiez112]

omg you are great Loco Mama!

[gigi2mado]

Ur one eyebrow was singing along with u! Lol

[RobbingRacistRaza]

@SandysGirl6073  Take a shower and rub your dick with soap.

[retasca54]

love it but you are very funny

[clai212]

i LOVE YOU

[Branvie]

lol I like it. ;) I hope you and me both find someone for Christmas.

[theasdfgman]

hahahah this must be tommy gimler's mommy lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gertz15]

would love to spend next christmas with you

[LorieKins]

This is just sad.