Published on Oct 17, 2012
Alright Dope, you ready for this?
You know it Stack, the whole world's gonna be watching this one.
I just heard from DJ Glance, he's patched in
Alright then, it's time. Let's deploy this track.
We're gonna turn it up, we're gonna rock your cloud
This is the open future that we're talking 'bout
So baby listen close, you gonna feel this track
Cause you know you gotta get this OpenStack
Oo, ha, own your net like I'm Quantum.
Web scale virtual NICs, yeah I flaunt 'em.
Shook your subnets, now they gonna see the light,
every itty bitty little packet gettin' routed right
10x, gotta scale, don't be gettin' fenced,
all day H.A. yo it never ends.
Heartbeat keeps the cloud up, I own this.
Hung nodes? Double tap, STONITH.
Download that source code
And make a contribution
There really ain't no other
Open source cloud solution
Thousands of developers
and hundreds of companies
Make OpenStack the illest thing
in the whole IT industry
So we're headed to San Diego
For the 2012 Summit
Put that Dope'n'Stack on the stereo man
You gotta pump it
Gonna hit some keynotes
Gonna rock some lightning talks
Gonna grammar check documentation
In my fancy socks
Tryin'a be an OG without Nova?
Failover failed, just like I told ya.
Hardware goin' down? Live migration.
Jump racks--OpenStack--data's safe, son.
If you're smart you're gonna get this in your datacenter.
Open future, open wide so you can hear me better.
Exascale big data, kinda feelin' naughty...
OpenStack, open cloud, now for everybody!
Yeah, we're taking over the internet, the intranet, the ARPANET, the ethernet, the Skynet, the extranet, darknet, Aquanet™, fishnet stockings, fish sticks, filet-o-fish, swordfish, go fish, BACKGAMMON.