Shhhh. Wanna buy the letter 6?

Classic American "the world sucks and your kids will die walking to school today" fashion. They don't want the public to see the raw footage from the seals helmet cams because they need to keep their football strategies trade secrets. But you can buy their book so that way only smart people like us can read them and will for sure be useless if it falls into enemy hands. Heck were the news! Watch how we pin the next attack on OJ. That reminds me that there might not have been plans for another attack but we already announced it to set in stone if they were previously on the fence. Btw when is the story about us getting our freedoms back that you borrowed. We kinda need em back.

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[julienjp]

They don't want them to see the raw footage cause there was never any attack. Bin laden has been dead for years. Explain why we haven't seen a glimpse of him in the last few years. He was hiding in an upscale neighborhood in a Pakistan .. Sure, they had to bury him at sea, oh of course. Cause thats what they have done with all the top level Al Qaeda members.. How could I have not known that?

Anyone who does any research in American history will understand why most other countries distrust them