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Uploaded on Jun 27, 2009

If God authored Genesis, chapter 1, this is how it should have read...

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  • 201Michael

    I have some coworkers that try to use the excuse that those people were not smart enough to understand that God used evolution to make man so God came up with the account found in Genesis. I tell them that I am smarter than their god because I would have told them it took a long time if evolutlion was the method used rather than the story told. This should be a good tool to use with them, thanks for posting.

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  • rationalmuscle

    You got it!

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  • beyondrunning

    really ? of course u can put words into something written more than 2000years ago and use words we currently use....not just 2000years but alot more then that like 6000years. did u know its been translated over and over. and there are multi versions. how do u know whats written now was written 6000years ago?how do u know heavens and the earth did not mean the universe?

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  • rationalmuscle

    // how do u know heavens and the earth did not mean the universe? //

    Because I used to speak Hebrew and understand the history of Hebrew cosmology.

    Also, NONE of the words I used were unavailable to the Hebrews at the time.

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  • workaholicandy

    brilliant, you should rewrite the entire bible, then start a new cult opps i mean church, you would end up richer than the scientologists

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  • rationalmuscle

    I'm literally LOLing... ; ) The thought crossed my mind, but then I remembered I actually 'have' a conscious. ; )

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  • fester01

    lmao .. if this was how the bible really was ,, i , more than likely , would have not abandon my child hood beliefs , key words .. more than likely .. , for me .. a god who loves his children would never abandon them .. would ALWAYS stay in contact

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  • Honorine Uwase

    Thank you so much for this...I was just reading Genisis 1 n I was just thinking, I ain't going to lie to myself, I dont get it n this teaches me nothing at all... I knw there is alot more to it n n U have shown me what I needed to see Thank you... God is beautiful!

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  • iz2sicc

    If this was how the bible was written, I'd still be a firm believer. And you know what? So might all of the great scientists living today.

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