Buying a Hooker - Gabe Noah

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[sobedabest]

id love to start off my morning with that quote:

" *yawn&stretch* lets go get some pussy"

[ZeeDeveel19]

HAHAHA two best quotes of the day...

"It's like somone shot a syringe of cocaine through his eyeballs.."

"Say Madame, before you go and wash those other men off you, do you take checks?"

PRICELESS!!!

[thiswask]

11 cant get pussy in the morning

[ELBlove7]

oh man. That's gross. LOL!

[vict0r1ous]

lol wash all those men off

[essia30]

well, that does give a man something to look forward to in the morning. hah ha.

[5oren]

He reminds me of Adam Sandler

[Funnyorforgetit]

Funny!

[codediporpal]

Gotta take advantage of that morning wood. Why pay for sex if you're tired and drunk?

[luciana00br]

i've heard that one before. kinda old, but still good.

[numbchucking]

This guy's good!