Johan Santana Song (Who the heck is Mark Teixeira?)

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LYRICS

We'll be hanging up a world series banner
You know why we got johan santana
packing up the old minivana
driving to shea to see johan santana
its a pretty bad time to be a braves fana
cause the mets got johan santana

chorus:
all the pain from last year is gone
the fans are happy with fred wilpon
omar smiles cuz the deal is on
and willie says, "lets go, johan"

The national league has no game plana
on how to deal with johan santana
strikin out batters from philly to atlanta
nobody can hit johan santana
every guy looks like hannah montana
when they step up to the plate against johan santana

chorus

pedro gets hurt, and el duque gets old
what did omar do? he spoke that espanol

he's got more nasty stuff than jackie chana
he's eating batters up like a peeled banana
the braves were good for a long timespana
but now theyre dead like princess diana
so keep mark teixeira and your ku klux klana

but the mets are ok with johan santana

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[Elizabeth Kennedy]

howd this work out for you guys?

[PlacentaPudding]

This parody gave me diarrhea and I shit blood all over the place.

[MLBfan494]

This is so depressing RIP JOHAN'S ARM

[nymets4557]

Well this sucks. Brought this video up to take myself back to a happier time. Thanks for everything, Johan. Well at least the no-hitter

[Aidan Bitterman]

you guys gotta make some new songs. like and ike song, murph, harvey, ruben, wheeler, darnaud and all the guys

[Jared Horowitz]

dont talk unless you know what the fuck happened, it was beltran. and for the record, umpires make mistakes, regardless of what happened, it was a no hitter

[Creepingdeathx81]

He didn't throw a no hitter that ball berkman hit was fair the replay proved it

[vanthema1]

Suck a dick loser! We got a NO-NO from NO-HAN!!!

[Gryffindorfreak1990]

@Gamezaddict23 Yeah baby! First one in franchise history!!! He said on SNY last night that this was also the first no hitter in his career.

[mr3000ts]

biased video