Johan Santana Song (Who the heck is Mark Teixeira?)

http://www.myspace.com/kuffandthebuttheads
http://multimedia.nydailynews.com/slide/2008/04/23/mets/index.html

LYRICS

We'll be hanging up a world series banner
You know why we got johan santana
packing up the old minivana
driving to shea to see johan santana
its a pretty bad time to be a braves fana
cause the mets got johan santana

chorus:
all the pain from last year is gone
the fans are happy with fred wilpon
omar smiles cuz the deal is on
and willie says, "lets go, johan"

The national league has no game plana
on how to deal with johan santana
strikin out batters from philly to atlanta
nobody can hit johan santana
every guy looks like hannah montana
when they step up to the plate against johan santana

chorus

pedro gets hurt, and el duque gets old
what did omar do? he spoke that espanol

he's got more nasty stuff than jackie chana
he's eating batters up like a peeled banana
the braves were good for a long timespana
but now theyre dead like princess diana
so keep mark teixeira and your ku klux klana

but the mets are ok with johan santana

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Johan
• Santana
• Mark
• Teixeira
• New
• York
• Mets
• Omar
• Minaya
• Trade
• Atlanta
• Braves
• Guitar
• Funny
• Kuff
• Buttheads
• Tito
• Gunshow

[b34ntown4life]

Who the heck are the Mets?

[METSUCK07]

howd this work out for you guys?

[vanthema1]

FUCK ALL THE METS HATERS! I STILL BELIEVE IN THIS SHITTY TEAM!! LET'S GO METS!

[55hcrebs55]

What's wrong with the Klu Klux Klan from the South?

[METSUCK07]

@Kjacob11 0 runs of support this year eh?

[Kjacob11]

@METSUCK07 pretty good... Guy was lights out not his fault they don't score

[trent3v]

the question is not (who the heck is Mark Teixeira) the question is why did you make a song on a pitcher that stays hurt ?

[georgiadude330]

its funny cause Johan was the best pitcher in the majors until the mets got him. much like jason bay, much like carlos beltran, much like krod, kinda a trend. Scraping the bottom with the NAtionals while the Braves and Phillies are truly battling.

GO BRAVES!

[jfoster10272]

I <3 the mets

and kuff and the butt heads

[88msquared]

These guys blow each other daily, much like their team blows. My Entire Team Sucks

Cellar position 2011

[purplestuff722]

@METSUCK07 i hear what your saying. but still i think even if they dnt make the playoffs in the near future the trade still worked out well. watever, we probably wont agree because you like the phils, i like the mets...

[METSUCK07]

@purplestuff722 Well, no. This video said the Mets were going to win the World Series because they had Johan Santana. I asked how did that work out for them.

Obviously not well, since the goal was to win the World Series.

This video said nothing about the value that each team received from the trade. So...yeah. There really is no difference wether the Mets finish with 86 wins or 78 wins (besides the draft slot) since they did not make the playoffs...let alone win it all.