Suicidal Cops

Good cops, bad cops.

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[ballsz43]

I hate nypd buncha dicks gave me a ticket at like 12 for riding my bike on the sidewalk.

[captainfury2007]

Yeah, just a power struggle. Down south below the Bible belt its REALLY bad. Those are the fuckers that have the mirrored sunglasses and won't let you leave the state until they rape you first.

[P3rf3ctStorm]

Break the law, even by a little, and suffer the consequences! I would've tossed your sorry bitchin' ass in Bubba Prison and thrown away the key. You're nothing but a pathetic whiner who deserves a wild prison ass raping. If the sign says 25mph, then you go 25mph. That's it. That's all there is to it. That's the law. No arguments. No excuses. No whining. You need to respect your superiors and masters, us, the police. We are only here because you want us to be and we're here to serve you. Ha ha

[captainfury2007]

Masters? Yeah. That pretty much sums you up. I never really respond to arrogant remarks because mostly its just people trying to vie for attention. But If you belive that no one deserves forgiveness, then I hope no one forgives you.

[P3rf3ctStorm]

lol - I was just jokin' with you capnfury! :D I've been waiting for a reaction from you for over 3 weeks now. What took so long?

[captainfury2007]

Sorry man. I get a lot more hate than the usual youtuber and it just got to me. I didn't know you were kidding around. My bad. I'll make it up to you. How about a free lifetime membership to my channel?

[AugustusLarch]

All the cops are going that way.

They are conditining people to jump through hoops.

Next, martial law.

[diablovt108vt109]

If I said here how much I hate them they would send S.W.A.T on my arse, hunt me down, shoot me, no wait, plant shit on me and bullshit through their nose like they normally do. Trust me my hate is over much, much, much more than fuckin ticket's, and yes I am educated, qualified in 2 areas, and work a good job. But pigs in blue should all be arse raped in front of their whole familes, then slaughtered like the animals they are, don't get me wrong, not all, but a dam majority! Suck it prick's

[rangeandi]

@P3rf3ctStorm ur gay

[TheAerosmith3]

@captainfury2007 lol not really bro. ive never met a cop down here like that but there probably are some somewhere

[DominationFTW1]

If the cop is nice, you can get away with 5 mph over the speed limit. But if they get you at 29 or 30, that is kinda being a dick

[alexmckinney97]

@P3rf3ctStorm Thats a real immature attitude for a cop

[ZeoXSwat]

what a dick

[TX2673XA]

BOOOOOOOOOOOORINGGGGGG

[gamefire781]

@P3rf3ctStorm just like what captianfury said and going 5mph over the speed limit isn't a big deal

[LostWithInOurDreams]

its prob b.c they've seen your youtube videos and dont like you

[AllHailSwag]

ok so i get a ticket for going 45 in a 40 because some cops have noting better to fucking do...