South park Chef - Chocolate salty balls ( Lyrics!)

Lyrics: ;) 2 tablespoons of cinnamon
And 2 or 3 egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melt it.

Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
You'll be in Heaven soon.

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick,
Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls!!

Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fity and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fiber!!
Suck on my balls

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

Hey, wait a minute,
What's that smell?
Smells like somethin' burnin'

Well, that don't bother me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen
'cause I gotta sneak in suspicion
Oh man, baby, baby
You just burnt my balls!!

HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON 'EM, BLOW ON 'EM
DO SOMETHIN'!!

Oooh.

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.

THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls.

BLOW 'EM OUT BABY!!

OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!

SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!

COME ON BABY!!

WOO!! WOO!!

Suck on my balls!!!!!

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[mryorkyporky89]

Played this at my nans wake.

[yuurepoer]

hehe, did anyone actually tried making these balls with the recipe ?? ^^

[ToothSIayer]

Yeah, he shit his pants.

[jadibrigitte1]

is chef dead ?

[rexboogie]

Isaac Hayse was a platinum selling artist. If he sang it it was gonna be good.

[xxxCybermusicxxx]

RIP CHEF

[Hottelio120]

Favourite list :)

[Michael Loftus]

No the lyrics are epic

[ProjectXero35]

Whats sad is this is actually a good song, its just the lyrics are stupid..

[TheCitygal87]

If someone disliked this its only because chef was a hypocrite, not because of the song, and by chef I mean ofc Isaac Hayes.

[Perceleable]

did isaac hayes make the lyrics also?