"Scene from an Imaginary Pirate Musical:" another IANTM original!

Lord knows I love you truly
Though you're not the only one.
Monogamy can be so lonely
Three's a crowd, but Four is fun!

The closer I get to 80,
The closer to life's being done.
Fill the room with girls, my matey,
'Cause women make a man feel young.

Lord knows I love you truly
Though you're not the only one
Monogamy can be so lonely
Three's a crowd, but Four is fun!

I understand your feelings, sir.
A pretty face can make the dead heart stir.
And so I hope that when we reach the other side
That Hades will provide us brides.

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[Rutle]

Love the title of the song, brilliant lyrics.

[IamNotTheMoon]

@Rutle Spoken like a true pirate!

[BigLoveZone]

I think four is a reasonable even number. By the way, do you live in Utah?

always charming songs from you, Mr. S.

my charming pointy digit just popped the LIKE button in the eye!

[IamNotTheMoon]

@BigLoveZone Always pushing my buttons!

[tinySpectacle]

Ha, a very cool song. Funny, men always make me feel older. (notice the importance of comma placement in that line).

[IamNotTheMoon]

@tinySpectacle I suspect that's because you date men in their teens!

[IamNotTheMoon]

@xyzllii Dear Zsa Zsa...she was simply too profound for her own good.

[xyzllii]

@IamNotTheMoon Hmph...you and Zsa Zsa when she was asked how many husbands she had had...she declared.. too many to mention...but I married 8...or words to that effect.

[IamNotTheMoon]

@xyzllii I do prefer that my wives have faces. Oh, by the way, when I say, "my wives," I don't necessarily mean "my OWN..."

[xyzllii]

@IamNotTheMoon Oh stop bragging now...unless you have concealed you are a Mormon...? They of many wives in grey scarves...with faces..

[IamNotTheMoon]

@Poemsapennyeach  Which one?

[Poemsapennyeach]

S'good song...hope your wife likes it...lol...!