J-HOBA - UIC Mr. COP Rap

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The Master of the Mike...
The Lyrical Legend...
This is No Wickity Wack, Rickety Rap...
ILL-ist of Indians...
the icon, himself...

J-HOBA
a.k.a. STEEL NEEL
feat. Niju "Garcia?" and DJ Saad

UIC Mr. COP Rap at KY Formal dinner on 04/16/10

LYRICS.......
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Allow me to reintroduce myself!
My name is HOB! (hob!)
J-H to the O-B
I used to fill ointment jars by the O-Z
I guess even right now you can call me
C-E-O of the COP (hob!)

Fresh outta Woodridge and into the Chi
I be the
Illest cat reppin Kappa Psi
Flyer than that I-Card bearing my name
Got all the girlies around swearing my name
Thats right HOB! (hob!)
Not P-H-D
But similar to them letters
Pharm Ds gon get that cheddar!

We only got 2 years remaining
So from the P2s you wont hear complaining
Other pharm schools be causing disorder
While at UIC, we flossing the mortar
And dont forget the pestle
My rhymes blow your mind,
Yours couldnt burst a vessel
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Hi kids,
Do you like Ceutics?
Wanna see me use HCL as a levigating agent?
Wanna copy me and Ill show you how to do this?
So you can walk out of lab looking just like a doophus?

My brains dead weight
Im trying to get my head straight
But I cant figure out what angle I wanna triturate
And Dr Koch said J-Hoba, youre irrelevant
(What?)
Your cream isnt pharmaceutically elegant!

Well since 1st year
I feel Ive been cursed here
Cuz everything I compound
looks like it might burst here
my creams all lumpy
It doesnt look eutectic
Plus none of my lab techniques are aseptic.

I drink coal tar in geometric proportions
As far as balances, I never use the torsion
Maybe one day Ill be a famous pharmacist
Yeah right, I couldnt work at that McDonalds on Armitage
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Last Name HOBA
First Name NEEL
Like Mr. Tolhurst
I make all the girls squeal
Started off bangin
And thanks to Dr Cannon
I can counsel any patient
From here to the Grand Canyon

Hey girl, you up on Facebook?
ADD ME
Pharmacokinetics got you shook?
ADME
60 degrees
when I triturate the ointment
look up at Zep Stein
I can see the disappointment

Drop the glass mortar
When I see him walking toward me
run for the door
Before he can try and scold me
Dr Kochs on the prowl
Hes trying to suspend me
I peek around the corner
Hes looking to apprehend me

YEAH
They tried to make me write this consult
Winked at Dr Tanzi and she told me all my options
Thought I was home free until I heard a voice caution
Write this damn paper or Im about to get hostile

Category:

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Tags:

• Mr. COP
• rap
• UIC
• KY
• Neel
• J-HOB
• J-HOBA
• Pharmacy

[kpat9991]

Good job guys!

[goddessdivaqueen]

Neel is sooo hot!