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Uploaded by on Oct 14, 2007

Tribute to Jack Bauer, one of the greatest human beings on the planet.

Lyrics:

Hey there jack bauer
there's a fight on in the city
there are terrorists with ak's
and they're feeling pretty shitty
What to do?
Surely alone you can't persue?
Phone CTU

Hey there Jack bauer
You're in need of no assistance
execpt Chole on the blower
trying to break down their resisntance,
it's their demise,
Peace treaties no longer apply.
Take out their eyes.

Oooooh He loves a killing Spree
Oooooh He loves a killing Spree
Oooooh He loves a killing Spree
Oooooh He loves a killing Spree

Hey there Jack Bauer,
we can see you're pretty hard,
You withstand agonising torture,
and yet still keep up your guard,
That's pretty good,
don't think they fully understood,
you are that good.

Hey there jack bauer
you will always save the day,
as long as there's 24 hours in it
and your daughter stays away
she'll kill you all,
she allways seems to drop the ball,
it's your downfall

Oooooh he loves a killing spree
Oooooh he loves a killing spree
Oooooh he loves a killing spree
Oooooh he loves a killing spree

Of all the heads of CTU,
you're the only with half clue,
In comparison they all just fade away,
Almeda he came pretty close,
Beucannon too I suppose,
but without you things turn into disarray,
I wish they would take your advice,
If only just once or twice,
The whole thing would be finished in half a day,
but they delay,

Hey there jack bauer I would love your PDA,
It's filled with all the latest software,
even when you've been away,
about two years
you risk your life, wife, and career.
then disappear

Oooooh he loves a killing spree
Oooooh he loves a killing spree
Oooooh he loves a killing spree
Oooooh he loves a killing spree

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  • You should allow embedding. I would really like to share this video.

    This is great! Love it!!

  • Didn't realise people couldn't embed it! Youtube has been blocked for a few months now where I am, so I've only just got a chance to log in to youtube and change it!

  • Yep I wrote the lyrics to this. Thanks for the kind replys!

    Also thanks to FOX for removing their copyright claim, Good on them!

Top Comments

  • I hope Kiefer Sutherland sees this. You know you've made it when someone writes a song for you! I love it !

  • that just made my day,,,

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  • hahaha fucking brilliant

  • Jack Bauer is the best fictional character that has ever appeared on our TV screens.

  • 6 people are one-eyed terrorists.

  • Nice job, I can't believe Youtube waited this long to Recommend this to me. I can't believe it took me this long to find this video!

  • OOOH so full of win. I was ready to scoff i'm like putting that lame song as a Jack Bauer tribute?

    Then I saw the lyrics and I was YES lame song not so lame anymore

    this goes into my favorites :D

  • outstanding job m8

    thanks for doing this, and thanks to fox for not being a bunch of t*ats for a change!

  • OMG this is great LMFAO i love it ahahaha

  • Here's some trivia for you Call of Duty MW2 fans. The guy jack kills at 3:04 is the guy that voices Makarov.

    Jack can't wait to see you on the big screen.

  • This so just made my day!! That was amazing!

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