I've Been Everywhere (PARODY)

my entry for Blinkazoid's contest


I was sitting here reading about the
disappearing green-eyed horny toad
When along came an email
with a new highspeed megagalactic video upload
It said if you muckin around with Macs for a fee you too can embibe
So I clicked on the flashing icon and decided to subscribe

They asked me for a username and password, other sites I use offhand
And I said Listen, Ive clicked on every hyperlink in this here cyberland

Im on everywhere man Ive been everywhere, man
Ive crossed the internets man , its a whole darn set of tubes man
Surfing Ive had my share man, the whole damn world wide web man

Ive been on
Meetup, Buzznet linkedin incompetech
photobucket Blogtv Yahoo gofugyourself
Decorati Vloggerheads reunion Livevideo
iTunes YouTube meetic Xtube vimeo
Facebook Multiply Myspace Amazon
Twitter stickham google monster matchcom, Im da bomb

Im on everywhere man Ive been everywhere, man
Ive crossed the internets man , the whole dang set of tubes man
Surfing Ive had my share man, the whole damn world wide web man

Ive been on
DailyMotion Mycool Capazoo viddler revver
Travelistic veoh Habbo Bebo Fubar Flickr
Jaiku Kaioo Badoo jambo plaxo
freesounds Blip.tv Ebay vox jamendo
digg break xanga netlog
Goodreads archive craigslist sounddogs
Recipies helloKitty all these sites are so darn pretty

Im on everywhere man Ive been everywhere, man
Ive crossed the internets man,
the whole dang set of tubes man
Surfing Ive had my share man,
the whole darn wide world web man

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• LeSaMilano
• Blinkazoid
• contest
• I've
• Been
• Everywhere
• Johnny
• Cash

[fjccommish]

After a week of listening to this I finally realized it wasn't Johnny Cash. Good job with the song, and the reflections in the glasses. Clever.

[LeSaMilano]

@fjccommish hahaha and I thought quitting smoking all those years ago would have raised my voice an octave or two. LOL thanks, fun comment

[Williepe]

I spent DAYS working on getting computer screen reflections in the lenses of my glasses (my video "APATHY"), and you have it here SO effortlessly!!! AARRRRRG! (ha-ha). (Actually, I had to shoot my face and the monitor under a blanket, then "block" the blanket out of the shot. It was hell.)

[LeSaMilano]

uh, yes, I did a story board planning out the cinematography and.....NOT - purely accidental to tell the truth. LOL When I over think things it never works as planned. I have to go see your blanket technique. I bet it's all artsy. Show off!

[s0ccer2006ruleZ]

Were doing I've Been Everywhere for Choir this year.

I should suggest this version to my teacher.

:]]

[LeSaMilano]

what a fun song to sing in a choir - I was in one in high school- those were the days!

[RWJfan3000000]

Fail

[LuiAD1983]

lol, good job

[Rog42069]

x tube, lol awesome!

[foundonline]

Too Fun! Love it!

[red33a]

a great adaptation of a classic country-rock song: and very witty too !

[superhersh]

GREAT!  LOL

[Walle1089]

She Looks Like Velma From Scooby-Doo! and She sound Like It