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...Why do all my letter to santa ryhme?
Damn it!
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yeah. i've see druken assholes beating one another with manuras.....xDxD stupid motherfuckers.
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i love foamy but was the liberal thing was kinda harse
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@phontex i fucking love you so fucking much right now. i know it's late...by 3 months but this made my days so thanks.
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@phontex I know the dark lord likes ryhmes weird I k-ndowbefpiewbvfowvfbgdgwpofbw
epfvfvgpegfpwgh Ow! shit, fine! All hail the Dark Lord Lucifer! Happy? greedy son o-sdjhfgwefgwelofgosfgbsjfwsad
fgsjf WOULD YOU STOP SLAMMING MY FACE ON MY KEYBOARD?! FUCK!
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i need candys of DEATH!!!!
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Rhyming!?
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Why the fuck is squirrelly?
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"Dear santa or guy known for his beer,This letter's from foamy with squirrely cheer.Most people would start for asking for stuff, But not this little squirrel, i have more than enough.Though this year i ask for a simple request, i know your just Santa but give it your best. As seasons go by we grow greater complaints, seeing icons of Jesus,statues and saints,For Christmas i'd like to enjoy it once true without liberal mucks burning pictures of you."
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@117nat no because the people who you call "less fortunate" will eventually become greedy and selfish. Plus, you will get nothing in return (maybe a rude remark and a empty wallet?), just saying.
@kassiej666 I walked by some protesters today by the local abortion clinic. One of them had a sign saying "Jesus is lord over everything." So I politely walked up to her and asked if I could see her sign for a sec, pulled out a marker, crossed out the word Jesus and wrote Foamy the Squirrel. When I handed it back I said "If you say that I'm going to hell, I'll sue you" and walked away. : )
phontex 5 months ago 31
for a country with free speech and wtf ever there sure are alot of assholes who dont understand that
ab2aasd 6 months ago 15