Holy Hallucinations 26

Thanks to everyone who saw my broadcast and responded by forwarded my message to PPSimmons via their comments page. Not only did the message get through loud and clear, but it also gave me a fucking good laugh. I very much appreciate your help in trying to keep these little dipshits in their place.

So, as promised, here's my response to PPSimmons' latest attempt to butcher science in general, and evolutionary theory specifically, in order to propagate their primitive and grotesque belief system. Because they hadn't addressed this subject since the serial raping I'd administered to them in Holy Hallucinations 15-18, I was beginning to think that we'd heard the last from these particularly vile and repulsive creationists, but I suppose it just goes to show that you can't keep a good 'tard down.

In the video I'm addressing, Carl/PP revisit those two creatard stalwarts; the conflation of evolution with abiogenesis, and the promulgation of the misrepresentation of science as being fickle and untrustworthy. I try my best to remind them why they would be better off sticking to making their racist conspiracy videos and trying to con money out of their "flock". If you feel that you really have to then you can watch their entire cesspit of a video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1tE7HqY4-0

Thanks to Phil Hellenes for pointing me in the right direction for the Hubble Deep-Field fly-by footage:
http://www.youtube.com/philhellenes

Intro by the one-and-only ONESPECIES (check him out):
http://www.youtube.com/ONESPECIES

Music: Felix Mendelssohn, Violin Concerto in E minor, Op. 64.

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[seanieb64]

Man, you really love taking the piss out of Kent Hovind, dont'cha? It's funny every time. :D

[TheLivingDinosaur]

@seanieb64 Yeah. There's something about him that brings out the wicked side in me. Also, been meaning to write. I uploaded that iso I was talking about but haven't got around to making an announcement video yet. Will get in touch when I do so we can arrange setting up a torrent, if that's still OK with you.

[TruthSurge]

7:10 that's the gist of it right there. Evolution is the only game in town that explains the diversity of life we see today AND in the fossil record. End of story.

But is this the same LD as before? what happened to the deep voice LD?

[TheLivingDinosaur]

@TruthSurge That's what gets me. Their alternativeamounts toL "I can make up anything I like because no one can disprove it", which means that anyone can make up any old shit and hold it to be equally valid. Also, I screwed up when I saved the edited audio and used a much lower bit rate than normal. I think I lost some of the lower frequencies. Editing the voice-over usually takes 2-3 hours, and I just couldn't be arsed doing it again because it still sounded OK, so I stuck with what I had.

[luccaskunk]

I was watching this video and enjoying it. Then I realized I've heard pretty much all of this ... repeatedly ... from you and many others. Do you ever get tired of rehashing the same stuff over and over for the benefit of those who stick their fingers in their ears?

[TheLivingDinosaur]

@luccaskunk I don't do it for the benefit of those who stick their fingers in their ears - I do it for the benefit of those who like to laugh at them. As for the same arguments, I agree, which is why I try to relieve the monotony by thinking up new and creative insults.

[thanksforthemessdick]

hhhhhhhhaaaaaaa I LOVE THIS GUY!!!! NO SHIT!!!

[alphaenemy]

@EarlFaulk You sure it isn't the book of Eunuch?

[EarlFaulk]

@alphaenemy

I always have wondered that even from a very young age. Apparently there is a book that actually deals with that but was left out of the bible. The Book of Enoch I believe

[alphaenemy]

Does anyone know how the Creatards resolve ancestry beyond Adam and Eve? In other words, who did Cain fuck?

[foobee2]

"Insurmountable edifice" .....wordsmithing sir, pure wordsmithing, and I approve.

[SotanahtDarksol]

You notice how the creationist videos have all disabled ratings and comments? Almost as if they aren't open to any opinion but their own...

[Ziggie1o1]

@geniusrepairman1 I'm just not a classical music fan in general.

[geniusrepairman1]

@Ziggie1o1 Mendelssohn not good enough for you eh? I suppose you'd prefer a little Wagner or Tchaikovsky? Or god forbid, Gershwin! lol :):)