RiffTrax - The Dark Knight Sample
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Uploaded by RiffTrax on Dec 10, 2008
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/dark-knight
If you can spare a minute, think back on the greatest work of cinema that you have ever seen. Did you think about The Dark Knight? No? Then you are a moron. Because while you were out doing whatever it is morons do...demolition derbies or...croquet, (we wouldn't know, we loved The Dark Knight), The Dark Knight pimp-slapped Andy Dufresne, spat in the Godfather's face and gave Charles Foster Kane a big ol' wedgie on its way to becoming the greatest movie of all time.
All this in spite of the bat suit causing our hero to grumble like the offspring of Tom Waits and Cookie Monster. There is nothing at all silly about that. We here at RiffTrax regret even having to point out that he sounds like your Great Aunt Vivian sending you out for her third pack of Pall Malls of the day. Because The Dark Knight is not just a superhero movie. It's a gritty crime drama about political corruption and the choices men make that just happens to involve a superhero. A superhero millionaire that dresses as a bat whose voice sounds like your cat heaving up a hairball into your slippers who battles a guy with half a face named Two-Face.
Despite all this, Mike, Kevin and Bill are ready to take on...(reverent pause)...The Greatest Movie of All Time.*
* Source: The Internet
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dude if the Joker had me with the whole knife thing I would crack as many dumb jokes as i could before he killed me in the hope I'd make one good joke and he'd let me go.
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@Sarcasmitron No wonder I didn't know what it was.
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@SonicStantz The Happening
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What is that lemon drink line from? I've heard on a few different riffs.
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Joker:my father was a drinking badger
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Dark Knight sucks ass anyway.
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My friends love it when I recite the Joker scars speech! LOL!
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every time the joker kills a person after sticking his knife in their mouth, i can't help but shudder in disgust. i doubt he EVER washes that thing! nughh
11 months ago 3
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Well, my bed will feel empty, sir.
Haha.
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I was obsessed with this movie! I love this version!
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Are you really going to take this MOVIE that seriously? I mean, you do know that it's a MOVIE right? - meant for ENTERTAINMENT? The riff that accompanies it is also for ENTERTAINMENT purposes. Time to lighten up and get a larger size underwear cause clearly yours are too tight.
"Why SO serious?"
IrishQT07 3 years ago 27
You must've really offended a fan of battlefield earth to have deserved a thumbs down.
Damned Scientologists.
magog1138 3 years ago 23