Duke Goats

A compilation of fainting goats and flopping bitches, followed by a cup of piping hot Green Tea.

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• UNC
• Carolina
• Tarheels
• Tar Heels
• Danny Green
• Greg Paulus
• fainting goats
• flop
• bitch
• Green Tea
• Coach K
• Roy
• Duke
• Dook
• Blue Devils
• flopping
• terrible defense

[AntnyDsmn]

Duke basketball and Mike Krzyzewski...doing everything humanly possible to attempt to keep white guys relevant in basketball since 1980.

[thedynamite85]

@Fainmaster you'd think Krysshuwenuhhccc, or what ever you call that rat, would be broke after paying off so many refs

[joyohonson]

was this filmed with a toaster?

[cutney46]

Haters

[ramairluvr]

As a Carolina supporter, I am surprised you were able to put together a cohesive sentence. The falling goats were funny, though.

[ManfromUNC]

Greg Paulus = EPIC FAIL......How did those nets tatste Paulus? LOL....flopper....

[collegebasketballfan]

wow, you must have a pretty boring life to put this nice little video together. three letters N-I-T

[xIIBLUEIIx]

@JWilsonRoberts Oh and we have video evidence of Paulus getting nutbagged! Where is you evidence of Danny's dad??? Yeah come talk to me when you dig that up. Danny Green's dad was probably the hardest motherfucker in the yard for all you know.

[xIIBLUEIIx]

@JWilsonRoberts Did you ever think that maybe that 6'1 guy was a dumbass to begin with for even standing in front of a 6'6 guy who's about to dunk? I would be upset about not getting into Duke had I given 2 shits about wanting to go to Duke. Ah, typical self-centered Dookie who never went to Dook yet he harps over them as if they actually give a damn about a wannabe flunky who never had a chance of getting in. I'm a "UNC Twerp" and proud of it.

[JWilsonRoberts]

@xIIBLUEIIx Speaking of creativity.....how creative is it to make fun of a 6'1" guy being dunked on by a 6'6" guy? Not very. Ah, typical for a UNC twerp, upset about not geting into Duke to begin with and then, entertain the idea of having some thug's balls in his mouth...........like Danny's daddy. Instead of counting sheep, Danny's daddy counts nutsacks......as do most UNC boys.

[xIIBLUEIIx]

@JWilsonRoberts Lol,let it go man! Maybe you can get in your little time machine, go back in time and push Paulus out the way of his imminent facial but until you do that Greg Paulus WAS and FOREVER WILL BE... TEABAGGED!!! There's not enough "Danny Green's Daddy" jokes in the world to change that fact but if it helps you sleep at night go right ahead buddy.