Letter From Hell Updated!

Who is in hell because of you?

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[CaptainMacNasty]

Could one of you Christians PLEASE help me? As an atheist, I'm afraid that I will be condemned to hell. So, if that does happen to me, then how much is the postage from hell? Do they sell stamps, or should i bring my own? What time does the postman pick up the hellmail? Does everybody get a PO box, or do we share a return address like "c/o Satan, General Delivery"? If I'm burning in eternal hellfire, won't my stationery get scorched? I have so many questions...I do want to be ready.

[chyrd]

it... like most religions are death cults... they thrive on it... then to make themselves feel better... they tell themselves that they will live forever with no pain or suffering... just happy happy joy joy all the time...

[Rainbowz131]

@CaptainMacNasty That seems really interesting!!! I'll try it. Oh yeah and your welcome for the book(: haha

[CaptainMacNasty]

PS. On second thought, you may now want to watch that DVD, after all. Since, knowledge about the origins of the bible only "sows the seeds of doubt". (For example, one topic the DVD does cover is what bibilical archeologists have almost universally concluded about Moses and the Exodus out of Egypt and the parting of the waters - it never happened.)

[CaptainMacNasty]

@Rainbowz131 - Thanks! Here's a good DVD for you: "NOVA: The Bible's Buried Secrets (2009)". It's an objective coverage of Old Testament archeology. It covers some of what biblical authors intended in writing the bible. Much of it intended to be legend, not history. But, they don't cover Hell, the dump outside of Jeruselum, where trash was eternally burned with phosphorus (brimstone) and where they dumped bodies of "evil" (e.g., executed criminals). Hence, if you are bad, you go to Hell.

[Rainbowz131]

@CaptainMacNasty Oh ok well I just wanted to help in case you were bein serious. haha (: By the way, there is a book called: A Define Revelation of Hell. Just in case you are interested, maybe you could read it. I don't remember the authors' name but look it up(: I believe Hell is real. It's a place you don't want to be.

[CaptainMacNasty]

@Rainbowz131 - I apologize. When I posted that thing about the hellmail, I was just being silly. I'm sure that, if supernatural beings were to cook up a hell, they would not be providing the condemned with postal services. Of course, I don't believe hell exists anyway, so I won't need to start saving for an eternity of adequate postage.

[Rainbowz131]

@CaptainMacNasty P.S: Not to make u feel silly, but u cant send letters in Hell. This was just a skit to show that a friend sent something to his friend.But anyway,I also wanted to say that if you repent,u have to servei him in life as well.dont be afraid of hard work though.get with Christian people and let them pray for u and they will guide u in the right direction(: God bless....I hope u choose 2 get saved!!! (=

[Rainbowz131]

@CaptainMacNasty Im a Christian. I'm not an adult, but ill do and tell you what I can.Its GREAT that u want to be saved!Get in a quiet place,and simply pray 2 God these words:"Dear God,I know that I have sinned.Please forgive me.I want to serve you and welcome you into my heart.Thank you for dying on the cross for me.Please come into my heart today God.Amen."You don't even have to say it word by word.Tell God you want to be saved and are sorry 4 ur sins.God bless u. I hope u get this message.

[Jboog8o8]

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[CaptainMacNasty]

@Jboog8o8 - Ummmmmm,,,, can I believe in Ganesh, instead? He's up there with Heaven, God, and Jesus...and He's such a cutie!!