Tim Wilson - Uncle B.S.

Tim's Uncle BS shares his wisdom

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[trainman1971]

"Uncle B.S., where were you December 24th, 1 hour B.C.?"

"December 24th, 1 hour B.C....ahh! Bethlehem, Israel, working night desk clerk at the North Star Motor Lodge! Trying to fill out my Ceaser's census form and stock the Coke machine at the same time. In comes a man and his pregnant wife on a mule with a bad attitude, wantin' me to strong-arm some Roman soldiers out of Room 107. I said 'Jesus Christ, we're in the people-pleasing business here....' "

[mewtwo523]

Damn, Mookie did you leave the stove on?  LOL

[empath69]

"... I helped him out, and begged a ride back to the mainland - it was a bit of a tight fit, but Japanese folks just fit on yer lap.

He starts talkin' 'bout Kamikaze or sumtin; I yell out "HEY! Don't be drinkin' n' flyin'!"

^_^

[empath69]

"Uncle B.S., where were you on December 7th, 1941?"

"December yer 7th, nineteen-forty-one - that's a date when everybody's supposed to remember where they was...

...Lying on a beach on a little island off the coast of How-are-ya!

Tryin' to get some sun, tryin' to get some R'n'R, but I can't get no rest 'cuz a Japanese feller just down the beach can't get his plane started...."

[empath69]

"Just goes to show; every time I see a good-lookin' woman, someone makes a federal case out of it!"

[PALLADINARC]

@MattyG676 yep martyr.... oh well. lol

[MattyG676]

@PALLADINARC civil rights martyr lol its ok we all make mistakes lol

[10tanksonawall]

finish the story. Uncle BS. Where were you June 6, 1944?

[doughesson]

"...Miz Lincoln'll shoot me if I don't get yer autograph.Here,hold this pistol and popcorn.I'm gonna get you somethin' to write with."

[PALLADINARC]

Rosa knows I aint had a date in 6 mos, she picks today to turn into a civil rights marcher.... LOL

[evansa7x]

Their laughs are SO annoying >_<