Vogons Government Bureaucrats Funny

Vogon's.....Vogons are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.

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[cloudbusterman]

Vogonphone deserve treatment as Vogons.

Evilish EC bureaucrats not in Brussels, omit laws against shell companies & tax-evading transfer pricing; so EU countries go bankrupt, thereby installing anarchy, formerly known as a treasonable offence as government is overthrown.

Where are the prosecutions of these old EC bureaucrats? Did they omit treason laws from the EU Constitution? Oh they did.

Did Babel EC bureaucrats in effect declare war on and take over Greece? Oh they did: a no U-bends Po-try.

[c9007r]

Immigrations & Checkpoints Authority of Singapore. I have never seen anything more closely resembling a Vogon.

[Alexc3217]

recycled as fire lighte-

:(

Still it's funny XD