9 Funny Jokes About Ghosts, "Lotion" and Vows - ROFL

The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on ghosts, babies, bumper stickers and more.

Living with Ghosts
Who left a post-it on the dishes that says, "BOOOOOOOOO?"

Going to the Doctor
"Hands-On Health Care" could mean a number of things. This is the wrong thing.

How old is your baby?
FYI, I stopped listening to you 2,595 seconds ago. Just to be exact.

Lotion Surprise
Oh, that light you see is simply my glistening personality

Marriage Vows
Let's write our own vows... in pencil...

Bumper Stickers
Why put an opinion I don't like on your bumper? Bumpers are made for ramming into.

Hair Loss Sucks
Missing: 100,000 individual follicles, various colors, answers to the name "Manhood"

Family Feud
Survey says: I hate you people!


Highlights Magazine
Hey Kids! Can you find all the hidden special interest propaganda in this picture?

Comedians: Linda Aarons, Andy Ritchie, Chad Daniels, Daniel Kinno, Rahn Hortman, Kyle Grooms, Auggie Smith, Robert Hawkins, Cy Amundson, Doug Mellard

Category:

Comedy

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• comedy
• funny
• stand
• up
• joke
• Living
• with
• Ghosts
• Who
• left
• post-it
• Going
• to
• the
• Doctor
• Hands-On Health Care
• glistening
• personality
• Marriage
• Vows
• Bumper
• Stickers
• Hair
• Loss
• Sucks
• Missing:
• 100
• 000
• individual
• follicles
• various
• colors
• answers
• name
• Manhood
• Family
• Feud
• Survey
• says:
• hate
• you
• people!
• Highlights
• Magazine
• Comedians:
• Linda
• Aarons
• Andy
• Ritchie
• Chad
• Daniels
• Daniel
• Kinno
• Rahn
• Hortman
• Kyle
• Grooms
• Auggie
• Smith
• Robert
• Hawkins
• Cy
• Amundson
• Doug
• Mellard

[novelista14]

Does Andy Erikson annoy the shit out of anyone else? or is it just me?

[isegoria1]

Godaddy keeps running ads like the one in here and I am switching to anything but them.

[Imdede85]

Lol

[CR0THIU5]

Oh dear god why did I click on this video?

[tango616]

I would watch these again, if it wasnt for the ads every 5 seconds.

[a1hocker]

Auggie Smith=Dana White

[xbassgod67x]

is Andy Erikson doing that on purpose? if she is thats horribly sad...she seems REALLY slow..

[123Jakeism]

... whats with the random chick in the middle...?

[tnoid]

Dear Daniel Kinno,

please don't steal jokes from Chelsea Handler. Especially jokes that she's told on her own t.v show, during stand up and during interviews. Stand up comedy fans notice shit like that.

Sincerely, comedy fan who thinks you suck.

[xxxmikeyxxxx]

5:17 here arms r long as shit and was she annoying as fuk my ears were starting to bleed

[mikeHAWKfilms]

Seriously, who actually visits Go Daddy after they watch this?

[abdc133]

@novelista14 i just noticed her arms are GIANT. like the guy on Monty Python's Meaning of Life...or a spider.