The Italian man who went to Malta (with subtitles)

The famous gag! lol


The Italian man who went to Malta

One (a) day I'm gonna to Malta to a big hotel.
In the morning, I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I wanna two pieces of toast.
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She said: "Go to the toilet !!"
I said: "You don't understand!!
I wanna two pieces on my plate."
She said: "You'd better not piss on the plate !!You son of a bitch !!"
I don't even know the lady and she called me the son of the beach??!!

Later, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork.
I tell her: "I wanna the fork."
She tells me : "Everyone wanna the fuck !!"
I tell her: "You don't undertsand!! I wanna the fork on the table."
She said : "You'd better not fuck on the table!! You son a bitch !!"

So I go back to my room in the hotel, and there is no sheets on the bed.
I called the manager and tell him: "I wanna the sheet."
He tells me: "To go to the toilet !!"
I said: "You don't understand!! I wanna the sheet on my bed !!"
He said: "You'd better not shit on the bed!! You son of a bitch !!"
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!!"
I said: "Piss on you, too!! You're the son of beach!!" I'm going back to Italy!

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[anoukwakely]

the best part was from 0:00 to 1:16

[Baschel90]

this man is amazing

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

i want to fuck, everybody wanna fuck.

[TheSkittleslover2011]

like my post if u think its funny> :)

[TheSkittleslover2011]

the waiter brings me a spoon and i knife, but no fork.i tell her i wanna fuck she tells me everyone wanna fork!! I tell her: You dont understand!! I wanna the fork on the table.She said you better not fuck on the table!! You son a bitch! lol!! :)

[combomaster99]

hahaahha

[playermcgrail]

I'm off to Malta on holiday 08.10.2011

[imsopathetic1369]

u betr not sheet on the bed u son of a bitch

LMAO.!!!

[20ryancooper]

LOL piss on u too u son of a beach !!!!! 

[crakedman2009]

you sanama beach

[sellAQaccounts]

lololololol