Howard Stern & The Dust Brothers
Tortured Man
Private Parts Soundtrack (1997)
A radio star, I hate my TV
My life is on film, yet it sucks being me
(Shut up, sit down)
My life's a wreck, I'm bored ...
Howard Stern & The Dust Brothers Tortured Man Private Parts Soundtrack (1997)
A radio star, I hate my TV My life is on film, yet it sucks being me (Shut up, sit down) My life's a wreck, I'm bored with sex I've go a big nose and a skinny neck I can't sing, I can't dance I make money to talk about the junk in my underpants A tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't believe I am who I am I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't believe I am who I am
(I told you not to be stupid you moron) (Shut up, sit down) (Oh, oh, oh) (Ba-ba-ba-baba booey) (Oh, that's good) (He, he, he, he, he)
When Terri Hatcher was on my show She came onto me, I was tempted to go Heather Locklear, she thinks I'm great I would bet my life I could get her on the first date Courtney Love, Madonna, and Sharon Stone I could get them all together and make each one moan Tammy, Raquel, Carmen, ??? Demi, I mean Demi (He, he, he, he, he)
I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't believe I am who I am
I like my farts, I'm immature They say I'm great, but I'm not sure My whole life sucks, each minute blows This gangly body, this monstrous nose This droopy ass, this tiny shween No wonder I get on the air and act so mean I wish my life were much more simple I've got a wookie the size of a pimple
I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't believe I am who I am I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't believe I am who I am
I'm a tortured man (I think so) I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man (Shut up, sit down) I'm a tortured man (I told you not to be stupid you moron) (I'm just thinking for a minute, should I trade half my money for ten times as much sex?) (It's an equation from hell) (Oh, that's good) (It's an equation from hell) (Oh) (It's an equation from hell) (Oh, that's good) (It's an equation from hell) (Oh)
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Yes, he rules! Someone mentioned how the music drowns it out. Yes, it does but I believe it's meant to be so you have to really listen. For the longest time, I didn't hardly hear anything.
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