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Howard Stern and The Dust Brothers - Tortured Man

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Howard Stern & The Dust Brothers
Tortured Man
Private Parts Soundtrack (1997)

A radio star, I hate my TV
My life is on film, yet it sucks being me
(Shut up, sit down)
My life's a wreck, I'm bored with sex
I've go a big nose and a skinny neck
I can't sing, I can't dance
I make money to talk about the junk in my underpants
A tortured man
I'm a tortured man
I can't believe I am who I am
I'm a tortured man
I'm a tortured man
I can't believe I am who I am

(I told you not to be stupid you moron)
(Shut up, sit down)
(Oh, oh, oh)
(Ba-ba-ba-baba booey)
(Oh, that's good)
(He, he, he, he, he)

When Terri Hatcher was on my show
She came onto me, I was tempted to go
Heather Locklear, she thinks I'm great
I would bet my life I could get her on the first date
Courtney Love, Madonna, and Sharon Stone
I could get them all together and make each one moan
Tammy, Raquel, Carmen, ???
Demi, I mean Demi
(He, he, he, he, he)

I'm a tortured man
I'm a tortured man
I can't believe I am who I am

I like my farts, I'm immature
They say I'm great, but I'm not sure
My whole life sucks, each minute blows
This gangly body, this monstrous nose
This droopy ass, this tiny shween
No wonder I get on the air and act so mean
I wish my life were much more simple
I've got a wookie the size of a pimple

I'm a tortured man
I'm a tortured man
I can't believe I am who I am
I'm a tortured man
I'm a tortured man
I can't believe I am who I am

I'm a tortured man
(I think so)
I'm a tortured man
I'm a tortured man
I'm a tortured man
I'm a tortured man
(Shut up, sit down)
I'm a tortured man
(I told you not to be stupid you moron)
(I'm just thinking for a minute, should I trade half my money
for ten times as much sex?)
(It's an equation from hell)
(Oh, that's good)
(It's an equation from hell)
(Oh)
(It's an equation from hell)
(Oh, that's good)
(It's an equation from hell)
(Oh)

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Top Comments

  • I told you not to be stupid..you Moron

  • Yes, he rules! Someone mentioned how the music drowns it out. Yes, it does but I believe it's meant to be so you have to really listen. For the longest time, I didn't hardly hear anything.

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  • Shut Up Sit Down!

  • jackie.. i miss that laugh

  • The last name that is ??? Is Jenny I think. Refering to Jenny mccarthy

  • "I can't believe I am who I am... "  "I'm a tortured man" I love this tune. Still great after years and years.....

  • great tune ..love it

  • Oh oh oh, Baba Booey!

  • ???

    Jenny (McCarthy)?

  • LOL love this song one of my fav since i was 11 years old

  • lol howard turned into a bitch

  • "Shaddap sit down!"

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