LSJUMB - U$C 2008 Pregame

Stanford vs. U$C 11/15/08
LSJUMB Pregame Show: A Tribute to George W.

...And now, because WE didnt lose by 192 electoral votes, its TOTOTTILSJUMB!

1. Theres Still Time!
Announcer: George W. Bush is only in office for 66 more days, and weve realized that we have quite a backlog of Bush jokes in our filing cabinet. So, for your entertainment, the Stanford Band proudly presents: Ways George W. Bush Could Still Manage to Screw Up in the Last 66 Days of His Presidency!

2. Pretzel Pelosi
Announcer: In the next 66 days, George Bush still has time to ruin everything he has left by ACTUALLY choking on a pretzel. Since the Constitution prohibits the undead from being president, the line of succession will pass to Nancy Pelosi, who will undo everything Dubyas done to promote unilateral and unjustified invasions of foreign countries. What will America do?!

3. Russian Winter
Announcer: Dubya still has time to cement his legacy in the pantheon of failed military leaders. Two failed wars might not elevate him past Napoleon, but theres still time to mount a full scale invasion of Russia in the winter. It sure put other leaders legacies in the history books. Third times a charm, Georgie!

4. Still Time to Ruin Christmas
Announcer: You might think that the future holds nothing but hope and change, but George W. Bush is still president until January and its still possible that he could ruin Christmas for the kiddies. Santa is going to have a hard time traveling around the world now that hes been put on the terrorist no-fly list and had his funds frozen.

Outro:
Join us at halftime when we do our entire show at double-speed to the theme-song of the Benny Hill Show...Youve been watching TOTOTTILSJUMB!

Category:

Comedy

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