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Please Come Back With This Cena
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@samsandoa25 OH YES PLEASE!!!!!!! :D
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THE DOCTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OF THUGANOMICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D -
The fans are STILL CHEERING, screaming louder than ever. The Rock approaches Cena, arm outstretched, expecting a handshake. Cena stares at him, reaches out... and pulls his hand back in a feint, stroking his hair instead. "Fuck out of my ring, Hollywood. Don't let the door slam you on the ass on the way out", snarls Cena in response. Dwayne Johnson then leaves for his locker room, alone and dejected. 10 years later, Cena gets inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.
WORD LIFE!
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Basic Thuganomics blares over the speakers again, this time complete. The fans go crazy, officially giving John Cena the single biggest POP in the entire history of the pro wrestling industry! Cena grabs the mic: "THE NEW PEOPLE'S CHAMP IS HERE! I JUST BEEN PASSED THE TORCH! I'M CHANGING THE GUARD! IT'S THE BIRTH OF THE NEW GENERATION! THE NEW CHAIN GANG'S GENERATION! FROM NOW ON, THE FUTURE OF THE WWE BELONGS TO US! DON'T LIKE IT? GO BEND OVER AND TAKE IT FROM BISHOFF AT TNA! WORD LIFE!!!"
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The Dr. turns the legend into another old-timer. Cenas like a viper, biting through all of the Rock's one-liners. The Rocks about to get more famous. Cenas taking over Earth, but still kicking in the Rock's anus. A final blow to the Rock's face with the chain necklace and its over. Cena hits Rocky boy with the throwback, then a flying leg drop from the top rope. Cena casually covers him, then 1,2,3 and the Rock is DONE. The Brahma Bull has just been CASTRATED. WORD LIFE!!!
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Cena's got Rocky backing up in a defensive position. The Rock keeps swinging, but he's missing the point. The Dr. dominates the people's champ with offense and no nonsense. The Rock, panicking, starts yelling out for reinforcements. Cena strikes quick with hard kicks, ducking nightsticks. Pummeling him with bare knuckles, he beats Dwayne lifeless. cheering Cena, the fans forget Rocky like they got Alzheimers. Now the Rocks got four shiners...
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The look on Rocky's face says it all: OH Shit! Cena gets up and starts performing "basic thuganomics" live, with B2. The entire crowd starts singing and rapping along, abandoning the great one. Fireworks go off on the stage, working their way down to the ring posts, where they light off as well. Finishing his rap, Cena rolls into the ring and gives the ref his chain necklace, then the bell rings. After seven long years, finally, the Dr. of thuganomics has come back to the wwe. And its on...
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The fan's smiles are getting wider. The Rock raises the "People's Eyebrow". Cena raises the mic to his mouth. "So, 'great one', you think your untouchable? Well I got some bad news for you, dawg. CENATION IS DEAD! I'M ALL OUT OF FRUITY PEBBLES! I'm like father time in this motherfucker! I'm rewinding the clock, and taking your punk ass back to school! Start taking notes! Class is in session! We start with the basics! BASIC THUGANOMICS, BITCH!" The crowd gives Cena the biggest pop of all time.
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milkmanv1 6 months ago 21
and what if on next monday night john cena enters the arena with this music......
VratishAryag 2 months ago 6