Sausagegate

randall simon is my hero

lol I just squirted a load off while these girls were talking to me on their Live cams at ExpertLadies. com haha it's way better than regular stuff n free too

Stupid fucking Americans (not saying all Americans Rstupid, just saying these here R the typical stupid ones): "We go to our BREAKING NEWS desk with John, who has more...That's right, Kirk. Milwaukee sheriff deputies R investigating this & Simon might be looking at an assault charge...The women were treated at the stadium's first aid station..Nobody's laughing now....Back to you guys in the studio."

Jesus. Take me away from this Orwellian nightmare.

the funny thing is that this is the only important swing taken by the pirates since bonds played for them

I agree

I LOVE YOU

What's that? Beat some meat? Don't you guys do that every morning anyway?

If we do, it's because we are in first place by ten games. You could only fantasize about that.

I beat my meat thinking about attractive women, not my baseball team. Are you ballsexual?

that almost happened not too long ago, they scared the shit out of Benji Molina, it was hilarious