Sausagegate

I love how they slow down the footage a few times, like hitting the sausage is a shooting JFKesque offense.

fucking retard randall simon

randall simon is my hero

Stupid fucking Americans (not saying all Americans Rstupid, just saying these here R the typical stupid ones): "We go to our BREAKING NEWS desk with John, who has more...That's right, Kirk. Milwaukee sheriff deputies R investigating this & Simon might be looking at an assault charge...The women were treated at the stadium's first aid station..Nobody's laughing now....Back to you guys in the studio."

Jesus. Take me away from this Orwellian nightmare.

learn to spell you fucking cunt

Tell me exactly what it was that I didn't spell correctly, you stupid fucking turd. You mean the shorthand I used, like "R" instead of "are", so that I could fit the comment under the character limit? Is that it? Anything else, you stupid dipshit? Trust me, when it comes to intelligence and spelling ability, I could run circles around you.

Nothing funnier than a fuckstick who tries to be all smart but only succeeds in making himself look like a complete fucking stooge.

A stooge? You are raging on a Randall Simon sausage slamming video. You are generalizing all Americans based on what one new station said. You are a perfect example of an ignorant stupid fuck who is angry because America is the cultural powerhouse of the world.

UR a stupid fucking idiot who obviously has no reading comprehension, since a.) u still cant tell me what I misspelled. b.) u think I said something about ALL Americans. Read it again, carefully this time u stupid fuckwad. Oh, & America isnt any country that I've ever heard of. It's a continent. And to call it the "cultural" powerhouse of the world? hahahahahah What a comedian! haha Excuse me while I catch my breath. I'm done here. I dont go back & forth w/ internet idiots, so FUCK OFF and die.

the funny thing is that this is the only important swing taken by the pirates since bonds played for them

I agree