America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting On You?
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LMFAO! I love The Onion :) Oh to be a 'fly on the wall' while they're in meetings coming up with the next 'news' story ideas...must be fun meetings! My favorite is still the VH1 Reality show bus crash and 'Slut Spill'...
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@Fendertastic i know right? this world is FUBAR...
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Omg WHY WOULD THEY SPEND MONEY DOING RESEARCH THIS DUMB seriously what is the world coming to?
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where tom!? im tom rofl
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@AlexTackaberry No one said it was..
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lol
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relevant
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Wondering this about that one cashier....
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is that louis CK at 01:29 :)
2 weeks ago 3
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@AlexTackaberry how can anyone tell the difference, oh yeah now i remember the onion has some level of accuracy and facts in it, fox news lacks both.
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good job...! ...that is some serious investigative journalism...
TheYouwontgetit 4 months ago 87
Man, this is so disheartening... I can't believe all those waitresses didn't have a genuine interest in me.
Oh well, at least strippers still seem to have a thing for me, so I've still go that going on.
TheMors666 1 month ago 30