#78 - Me Reading Jokes

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Please note that these jokes are not written by me, they are from various sources.

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is
both male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this Little Johnnys face lights up with understanding and he
triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

Category:

Comedy

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• Michael
• Jackson

[RodneyBReynolds]

Man.. some people really need to lighten up!

[ReturnFromTheQuest]

RIP MJ GOD OF POP

[salsa2good]

ha... thats fucked up

[KingOfKingz911]

god is a transexual bi mullatto....duhhh!!!

[kickbackman1277]

saw that coming but still very funny. good work

[4thwatcher777]

RIP Michael Jackson

[Jellybeanz9]

thats not cool

[1234beastin]

wat the fuck it was just a joke get over it nd stp trying to insult ppl u dont kno

[1234beastin]

the guy needs mor enthusiasm

[Duckrad]

lol

[toshineon]

Umm... I honestly think you are overreacting. If you don't like it don't watch. Besides, he's dead, who gives a damn.

[katnip2u]

I love tasteful jokes, this one isnt, why? Michael Jackson:

- is dead—youre making fun of the deceased

- is a father to 3 lovely children who are grieving

- had vitiligo, which gradually de-pigmented his skin (making him suffer when alive)

- was not gay, but maybe you are?

Needing to show off your diplomas, or are they your daddys? Should brush on how to conduct basic research + learn about basic ethics. Go see This Is It, youll know how low you sit next to MJ! Remember, karma is ****!

[tippete123]

not funny