The Love Theme to "Carmageddon"

Title says it all...had some lyrical help from the Youtube's very own eClickNick - http://youtube.com/eclicknick

(With many apologies to Steven Tyler...and more apologies to those who like people who sing in tune)

THE LOVE THEME from "CARMAGEDDON"

I could stay in park just to keep from screaming
Cuz the traffic won't be movin'
'Cause Caltrans is improvin'
I could spend my life going up down Laurel Canyon
Lose my friends across the mountain forever
If I go outside I'm doomed I might die or whatever

Don't wanna shift to drive, I don't wanna hit the streets
'Cause I'm stuck right here and I can't deal with Carmageddon
'Cause even when I dream of you, there's no way to get to you
'Cause there's gridlock here and I can't deal with Carmageddon

I can't even drive one mile, I can't even move one bit
If I tried to drive to you, and had to pee, I'd have a fit
Driving's a risk you shouldn't choose, We've heard it all over the news
We're just stalled here without movin' for all the rest of time

Don't wanna shift to drive, I don't know if you're alive
There's a jam right here and I can't deal with Carmageddon
'Cause even when I dream of you, there's no way to get to you
I'm stranded in the valley here and I can't escape Carmageddon

Can't go on the 4-0-5, don't know if we'll survive
Can't even shift into gear 'cause we're living in Carmageddon
'Cause even if I dream of you, might as well be in Peru
We'll have to Skype I fear, as we all get through Carmageddon

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Carmageddon
• love
• theme
• Mandel
• Ilagan
• mandelweb
• don't
• wanna
• miss
• thing