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Uploaded by on Apr 30, 2011

Music Video About the benefits of wearing sunglasses. WATCH IT!!!!!

Download the video here. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25423250/We%20Wear%20Sunglasses%203.mp3 --- LYRICS ---

VERSE 1
I love waking up, greatest feeling in the world
Take a shower, brush my teeth, eat a bag of cheese curls
Drink a glass of gasoline and eat a box of cereal
But I don't use my mouth, I use my eyes, yeah forerereal!
This kitchen can't handle me, good thing I'm done
now I'll go fold some laundry just for fun
And I'll fill out my bracket for college b-ball
Won March Madness 10 years in a row!

VERSE 2
After school sports I'm okay at too
Captain of every team, except for pool
We're all in a band full of musical wealth
Don't even need an instrument, just play ourselves
I'm incredible at life, I win at everything
You can call me bi-winning, just like Charlie Sheen
Laser Vision can bring the dead back to life
Now you're probably asking, how am I so nice

CHORUS
If you wanna be a champ put on sunglasses
And you'll be a real man if you grow mustaches
But it's probably more important to have sunglasses
A cool pair of shades kicks everybody's butt cheeks
If you wanna be fly and in the club
Just protect your eyes from the wind and sun
Yeah we're sick, we're the best, we are better, than the rest
It's cause we wear sunglasses, CAUSE WE WEAR SUNGLASSES!!!

VERSE 3
Now it' s time for us, to go to school "SCHOOL!"
But first and foremost let's lay down some rules
Rules 1, 2, and 3, don't mess with me sir
Never made a mistake, what's an eraser
I'm good at math, science, french, and language arts
I'm also good at history and a master of art
As a freshman n00b, i was a nerdy four eyes
Well now I wear shades, I don't even need to try

VERSE 4
We bought a polar bear, at the dollar store
Gave him some shades and we did parkour
Put a penny in the market, got back a million dollars
Just signed up for twitter, already got a billion followers
Solve a Rubik's cube with hands tied to feet
Then we'll all transform into a whole Navy fleet
Use the whole wide world just for a treadmill
then to the moon wilderness, to live like Bear Grylles
Used a banana as a credit card, to buy a Mazeratti car
Then we went golfing "We got thirty under par!"
Thirsty at the beach, I make Kool-Aid out of sand
You wanna be this great? We can help, we'll lend a hand

CHORUS
If you wanna be a champ put on sunglasses
And you'll be a real man if you grow mustaches
But it's probably more important to have sunglasses
A cool pair of shades kicks everybody's butt cheeks
If you wanna be fly and in the club
Just protect your eyes from the wind and sun
Yeah we're sick, we're the best, we are better, than the rest
It's cause we wear sunglasses, CAUSE WE WEAR SUNGLASSES!!!

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  • hahah @2:04 the banana says "touch me"

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  • cool..

  • hahaha this is really funny:)

  • Is this James Meyers?

  • hahahahha guys i love this

  • who in the black people disliked this?!?!?!?!?

  • hahahahah @0:53

  • Moustaches....

    

  • Hahahahaha YES!

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