THE JOE THE PLUMBER BLUES

This guy's life is gotta be so turned upside down right now.

Here are the lyrics
Im Joe the Plumber and let me explain
Why I was addressed by Senator John McCain
See, Im a plumber, thats a job you know.
Better yet, my name is Joe.
See, the GOP while on the attack,
brought up my brother, Joe SixPack.
Joe SixPacks got troubles, hes an alcoholic.
But me Im dodging calls from Katie Couric
(chorus)
I never wanted to be part of the news.
Just had a question about what to do.
Now I got them Joe the Plumber Blues.
Two-fifty K, Ill make this year.
IN these times of trouble, I got nothing to fear.
But now I gotta face the troubles of fame.
All because McCain liked my name.
I just wanted to keep water off your floor,
now I got reporters knockin down my door.
(chorus)
Joe Average, Joe Schmo and Joe Blow,
my name is a curse, dontchyaknow.
As Joe the Plumber business is gonna be great.
Ive been made famous by the debate.
Im not smooth, Im not much of a talker.
Im just a plumber by the name of Joe Wurzelbacher
(chorus)

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[swinginvoter]

hey windblown, or is it mindblown? i bet you have many friends who go by their middle name. how would that invalidate their comments? My main liberal friend who was laughing at joe the p. goes by his middle name. so now i don't have to give credence to other things he says because he told me his name is mike? wake up and smell the tax cuts!

joober

[JokoLondo]

My middle name is "Apollo".

Things would be a lot different for me if I went by that name.

[POPTUB]

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[JokoLondo]

Awesome! I am honored! I feel famous like... JOE!

[a1mint]

What's with all this sympathy for "Joe the plumber" anyway?

Joe gets taxed on his income AFTER *ALL* expenses. If he has 250K+ left over, surely there isn't a problem.

Perhaps he's overcharging his customers.

[cesarb323]

JOE THE PLUMBER.  :-)

[99minerkc]

hub3ydari~You play computer games for 2-3 hours a day?!?!?!?! You my friend need to GET A LIFE!! 30 minutes to 1 hr a day max is ok for computer games!

[WinterHaven]

MCCAIN needs to do something useful with his mouth for a change like suck a big one. What is McCRAZY's obsession with Joe the plumbing?? Is it his big pipe that he finds so alluring? Enquiring minds want to know!!

[wndblwn06]

He's not a plumber and his fisrt name isn't even Joe. However, the funniest part is that he is thinking about running for Congress in 2010!

[wexler3031]

Watch this shameful and scary new music video President Obama, So Help me God. How can they associate such a Patriotic song with this Socialist guy who has only 143 days as a senator for experience? Shame on them!!!

[rickylain]

Of course Joe knows what to do, he'll be drinking coolaids with the people in the Million Dollar Club in 2012.