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LITERAL Crysis 2 Trailer

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Uploaded on Apr 1, 2011

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Crysis 2 continues the SciFi shooter game genre and combines action and story. This trailers sets the stage for the epic sequel.

Original Song: "New York, New York" by Grammy-Nominated artist B.o.B

Music remade by Brennan Anderson
http://brennananderson.com/mp3s/

Post-production by Brian C. Janes
http://youtube.com/briancjanes

LYRICS
Crytek. Signal's weak.
EA, off, on, rotate.
Helicopter fly away.
Car alarm saved the day.
Evacuation Manhattan sealed off.
The best looking game on consoles CVG.
Underwater liberty pan cut city.
Night time cut to the beat,
Pan stop.
Signs say Invasion,
Ship levitation bloom.
PC Gamer's mind got blown.
Missile goes through the air
to unleash some ownage.
Gas masked guard guarding
gas masked prisoners.
Pull a girl away from her stylish visitor.
9 out of 10 from XBOX Mag editor.
Missile to the left, missile to the right.
Predator!
Blow up the street snake,
Or it becomes a tower snake.
Curvy missile sends a metal
dragon face into a bus.
Shoot a bridge at night,
and it 'splodes in the daytime.
Down goes the pylon.
Airborne Cylon!
Left arm pan up,
Zoom into your helmet.
Is that a friendly helicopter?
Hell no. Missile threat.
Jump!
Be strong.
Grab a gun, kick a dude.
Jump attack.
Jump out the window.
Tank round slow mo.
You will regret that (you're dead).
Be fast.
Long jump through some glass.
Shoot a robot's crotch.
That's the strongest fire hydrant
in the world.
Jump on glass.
Be invisible to play hide and seek.
Or murder people.
Hide in a park and murder people.
Jump out a window murder people.
Evil AT-ST! Shoot it! Slide!
Shoot the bomb!
Shoot the beach, with a tank!
Turn right.
Drop a bomb like a G6.
Star Wars.
Tank bombing.
Fall, shoot, burning.
Suicidal bot EMP-ing
Snipe a gas tank,
Stand on a tank tank.
See you in hellicopter
Now it's time to make an awesome pose.
Don't mind the giant wave.

Tags:
action extreme video games b.o.b. new york crysis crysis 2 crytek ea electronic arts fps shooter sci-fi aliens toby turner tobuscus literal trailer

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  • Backofthefacestab

    Be invi..

    Damnit i wanted to say that

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  • Zuril97

    Missile Goes through the air

    to unleash some ownage

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  • meheartheartdoctorwh

    SKYFALL PLZ

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  • weylol

    friendliest violent song i have ever heard

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  • PrinzPapiertuete

    sucker punch :O

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  • Optopska

    Gas mask guard's guarding gas masked prisoners.

    Pull a girl away from her stylish visitor.

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  • minecraftbros555

    I WANT AN IPAD 2!!!!!!

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  • Virolaxion

    Pan stop

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  • MythicHardstyle

    Missile to the left, missile to the right,

    Predator

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    gas mask guard guarding gas masked prisoners

    pull a girl away from a stylish visitor

    9 out of 10 from Xbox mag editor

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