The Recession Rap (Stocks Drop) : Young Money "Bedrock" Parody

Scrimshank Records reprises the CEOs of your banks, ruining you financially... in song form! in this parody of Young Money's "Bedrock"

Cowritten by Werd-dreW and Loco Bradito, recorded by Ushmasta, Loco Bradito, and Werd-dreW. Edited, produced, and copulated with by Werd-dreW.

Lyrics as follows:

I-i-i-i can make your stocks drop
I-i-i-i can make your stocks drop world
I-i-i-i can make your stocks drop
I-i-i-i can make your stocks drop

My stocks earned high returns
But they collapsed bad
Im talkin bear sterns
Lost everything I had
Our loans weren't Optimus
Man they was sub-Prime
Swindle the populace
Our bonus came on time
Got your portfolio
man how could I deceive?
my clients fo' they dough?
Hmmm... Ponzi scheme
Im pullin in the green
Im sendin it offshore
We white collar thieves
We makin you poor

My bank went bankrupt
so what I got aid
Hey whats that you say?
Look at the ticker tape?
We in the red?
Another loss today?
Hey I still get paid,
the bailouts on the way

Yo taxes fund us
Our yearly bonus
We gonna plunder
Til we go under
Til another blunder
Starts another crash
We launder our Armani
Then we launder cash

Ooh baby
I can make your funds accrue
Baby
Then I let em all fall through
Baby
Chillin on my yacht
Call me Bernie Madoff
I can make your stocks drop

Im gonna screw you
Just like I did to my interns
Brokers surmise to spend your money with no concerns
Laissez-Faire's good?
It's likely "right"
Depressing the economy like every night.
Screw the workers' plight,
Government oversight,
Let them eat...poptarts!
Reheat them bagelbites.
They can have me handle all of their investments
Have them wait for their returns in tenements

My main men Royce and Rolls,
my phantom is where I be.
Drive in leather gloves,
Take and Make money hobby
I'll take your cash from you,
sign a receipt, and keep a copy
You are gonna get it back, you'll even turn a profit
I admit I am lyin, learned that from Martha Stewart
I saw her trade inside, there's really nothing to it
The contract is quite clear, interest rates getting higher
I destroyed your world?
You'll need a subsidizer.

Ooh baby
I can make your funds accrue
Baby
Then I let em all fall through
Baby
Chillin on my yacht
Call me Bernie Madoff
I can make your stocks drop

Category:

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[ronbarba]

Hey guys. Really good. Keep going. You may want to actually show the lyrics on some of the parts where it gets tricky with the rhyme. You have good lyrics and they can get lost to a first-timer. Very important those lyrics. Nice work.

[SCRIMSHANKRECORDS]

@ronbarba thanks a lot for the constructive feedback, much appreciated!

[AFd3693]

lol I found you from the other parody hmmmm I think yours is better

[SCRIMSHANKRECORDS]

@AFd3693 win! many thanks my good sir!

[sayedkhwaja]

Awesome, I think Usamah is so sexy!!!

[naruto5538]

fcking legit Usamah xD hahahahahah I'm glad your cuz sent this to me :P

[ztegao]

COME ONNNN these kids too pro

[rgandi2]

Someone hand these boys a record label, right now

[markohya]

nicely done, you covered a lot with the little space you had to work with. drop gs in the background before those other institutions, they had more to do with it.

[markohya]

nicely done, you covered a lot with the little space you had to work with. drop gs in the background before those other institutions, they had more to do with it.