Consumerism Rap

Here's a CONSUMERISM Rap that my friend, Janay and I made for our PSEO English Class (2008)

FINALLY HERE ARE THE LYRICS

JSIL:
GEAAAAA! This for all my real homie's out there.
You got Sizzle & NayNay on the track.
This is a MINDGRIND Anthem

[CHORUS x 2] - SIZZLE/NAYNAY

Sunny D, The Nintendo Wii, That's what all my Shawty's see
Drinking Sprite from day to night, that's what everyone thinks is tight
Sunny D, The Nintendo Wii, That's what all my Shawty's see
Drinking Sprite from day to night, that's what everyone thinks is tight

VERSE 1: SIZZLE

In a drop top CHEVY, chillin' with my beagle
Rollin' down the street bout to stop at GIANT EAGLE
Cause I've been wantin' and havin' aches to get me some of them LITTLE DEBBIE CAKES
I'm in the store, it feel s like war
Dyin' up & down these rows
And so it goes, I already know where to find that PILLSBURY DOUGH
Crackin' some yoke, sippin' that COKE
Don't worry about me cause I ain't broke
Got on some fresh PRO KEDS, that WONDERBREAD
Try some of these HUMMUS spreads
I want some FROSTED FLAKES, the SIRLOIN STEAKS
Wash it down with some GREAT LAKES
My rhymes stick to you like MOLASSES
They is dope like Mr. Raber's glasses.

[CHORUS x 2]

Sunny D, The Nintendo Wii, That's what all my Shawty's see
Drinking Sprite from day to night, that's what everyone thinks is tight
Sunny D, The Nintendo Wii, That's what all my Shawty's see
Drinking Sprite from day to night, that's what everyone thinks is tight

VERSE 2: NAYNAY

I refuse to wear lame played out clothes that are old
I wear nothing but APPLE BOTTOM & SOUTHPOLE
I'm wearin' what's hot right now, not what's not right now
Cause if they ain't I ain't thinkin' bout wearin' it right now
I'm sayin' why PAYLESS when I can pay more
FINISHLINE and LADY FOOTLOCKER are my shoe stores
On my feet I wear NIKES and my boy MIKEY
My shoes stay crispy, for my J's I pay One Fifty
I also wear ADIDAS but I don't mess with FILAS
I wore FILAS when I was ten, but I love some TIMBALAND
I don't care what it costs, to look good I'll pay the cost
I buy things I don't need, but hey that's just me
I'm only 17 but I dress like a queen
I'm the hottest thing that you've ever seen
I eat caviar cause I'm a star
Here, have a taste of this candy bar
I eat BURGER KING and get that BLING
Buy all of the finest things
I love MICKEY D'S and WENDY'S
Wait, did I just name ALL 3?!

[CHORUS x 2]

Sunny D, The Nintendo Wii, That's what all my Shawty's see
Drinking Sprite from day to night, that's what everyone thinks is tight
Sunny D, The Nintendo Wii, That's what all my Shawty's see
Drinking Sprite from day to night, that's what everyone thinks is tight

VERSE 3: SIZZLE

They got a lot of liquors, but how bout some SNICKERS
Got to get my hands on some OJ
Find me a bag of FRITO LAY
Then find a bottle of HAIR SPRAY
Ready SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 by Kurt Vonnegut
This Anti-War book is legit
CONSUMERISM, that's what it's about
Go to Dresden and eat some SAUERKRAUT
My feet are BLUE and IVORY
Try some Organic Chai Tea
That's it for SIZZLE and NAYNAY
Our rap is done so have a nice day

[CHORUS x 2]

Sunny D, The Nintendo Wii, That's what all my Shawty's see
Drinking Sprite from day to night, that's what everyone thinks is tight
Sunny D, The Nintendo Wii, That's what all my Shawty's see
Drinking Sprite from day to night, that's what everyone thinks is tight

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sprite
• Frito Lay
• Chai Tea
• Germany
• Hip Hop
• Rap
• Finish Line
• Footlocker
• Pro Keds
• Nintendo Wii
• Sunny D

[Junkboy692]

Lol we watched this for our social studies class in grade 9 too. @lasrissajanelle18

[shawnsil89]

@Junkboy692 That's amazing! What did you all think!?! And how did you stumble across it?!

[upwards44]

alright ive seen this and no matter how many times i see this i have to sing to this its so tight awg

[shawnsil89]

@upwards44 SWAG! ;)

[Junkboy692]

@shawnsil89 It was quite good. Humorus yet educational. haha and I'm not too sure. My teacher just typed something in the search box on youtube to do with consumerism and came across it.

[shawnsil89]

@larissajanelle18 NICE NICE! How did he come across it?! I know this is SOOOOO delayed, but yeah.....BUSY! ;) 

[shawnsil89]

@larissajanelle18 LYRICS ARE NOW IN THE DESCIPTION! Enjoy! :)

[shawnsil89]

@randomdudeam Lyrics are FRESH in the description! ;)

[randomdudeam]

gimme lyrics? LOL

[silentmime4]

The chick in this is pretty monotone but thats what makes it funny :P

[shawnsil89]

HAHAHA! Thanks a lot. Appreciate it!

I kind of want to do a remade version now that I am WAY more knowledgeable about media! ha