Real Mom

Real Moms. Keepin' it real in the real world.

Lyrics:
VERSE 1:

(Buckle Up Ya'll it's gonna be a nice ride
No seriously kids, buckle up)

Yo, I'm a real mom—rollin' in my favorite whip,
Got the Posse in the back, for the daily road trip.
Feeding kids in a hurry is hard on the go,
Not another cheap toy or French fried potato!
Cuz my shop vac is only headed for defeat,
Sucking up all tha fries from tha crack of tha seat
Sure I'd like to cook more, but what can I say?
Ten minutes til I bounce to the P. T. A...Ha-ay!




CHORUS:

I'm a real mom. I'm a real mom.
Trying to feed my kids in the real world
I'm a real mom. I'm a real mom.
Mommin' it up in the real world
I'm a real mom...I'm a real mom
C'mon now gimmie some real food!
I'm a real mom...I'm a real mom




VERSE 2:

(Man, I can't believe you just did that!)
Best get to the crib, this odor makes me confident
That shorty in back done had another accident.
I been schooled in germs, it makes me all the wiser
Just check out my stash of hand sanitizer.
Cleaning up things that are straight up hazardous
Makes the family vote to eat out... unanimous.
Hey I'm no Carol Brady, Can't be June Cleaver.
But when it comes to dinner, I'm a real food believer.




BREAKDOWN:

Mom #1- Break it Down
Mom- #2 Next time they try to skip a meal and say 'hasta!'
Mom #1- Yo kick it with real food,
Heck YES to the pasta!
Go meatball! Rigatoni! How about some Ravioli!
Fettuccine! Tomato! Don't forget about the Alfredo!
Go Momma! Go Momma! Go, Go, Go Momma!

(Fresh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!)




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Category:

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Tags:

• moms real mom real food dinner
• kids
• feeding the kids
• Fazoli's

[bearswife02]

LOVE IT!!!!!

[FazolisItalian]

@bearswife02 Thanks!!!! 

[phuraczy]

Love this video.  Song is so catchy!

[FazolisItalian]

@phuraczy Thanks for the love! 

[da2ricky]

Matt Rogers for president.

[grits3d]

Brilliant... And now that song is stuck in my head. Us real dads need our own song!

Creative branding...

[Shimey013]

Special Offer? where??

[Shimey013]

LOL... Funny Stuff... i have to share this..

[susiq113]

lol...go Ms Diva!

[ksuqueen07]

Yessssssss!!!! LMBO

[dtyler271]

LMAO.



[chicobiabia]

@eightfolderic def need more milfs

[snarf533]

face hoof