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Uploaded by on Nov 21, 2010

Yahweh still can't seem to get the universe working the way he really wants it. Here's another attempt that He has to end up scratching.

Here's His first attempt: Genesis Take #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY6Dn0_hBOY

So, here's to Yahweh: the deity that's SO OMNIPOTENT that he can't even say "NO" when the epitome of evil decides it wants to enter the universe of matter, energy, space, and time, and cause suffering and destruction.

You can see Yahweh and Satan playing poker here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_G9awnDCmg&feature=channel


I said on the last video (Hitler Quiz Show) that I was done for the year.
But I got the idea for this on Saturday afternoon and wanted to prove to myself that not all my videos have to take scores of hours to create. This one is borrowing old pictures, admittedly, but only took about 4 or 5 hours to make.
So I'll say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year again, but it probably won't be the last time this year, as I just love breaking the 9th commandment. (and the seventh, tenth, first, third, fifth, second, and fourth.) (But it's not my fault, Yahweh decided to let the fucking Prince of Darkness into the physical universe to tempt me to such evil.)

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  • @jmikejapan I made no indication that only I am capable of thinking. I am spendingf no more time on it than you. Maybe you need to have the last word.

  • @jmikejapan 1 thing I do not know is why anyone would guess I know everything after this 1 short exchange. I do know that most of those sayings people repeat without thinking are not wise or sensible. How do you think you know enough about me to think I need to get a life?

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  • @Ledwix LMAO

  • 1:39 = "well fags are fags? gosh that was stubby."

  • This was uploaded at my Bday. AWSOME!!!

  • Can I subtitle this in Portuguese ?

  • @Cuythulu third time's the charm

  • @Jjunior130 Well acording to the christian world view, we live in take 3.

  • no take 3?:[

  • We don't have to say God did it when we don't know. We don't have to justify and defend something that is clearly so terrible like the commanded genocide and rape in the Bible. We don't have to fight science every step of the way even though we depend on the invention and advancement of it in our lives.

  • Deprogramming religion is like dealing with a drug addict. 1. Every thing is just fine. 2. Denial, denial, denial. 3. Anger and lashing out. 4. Acceptance 5. Detox. 6. Counseling 7. Education 8. Enlightenment 9. Freedom

    Atheists explore many possibilities and can accept being wrong to grow. We can be objective without fear. We can question the world around us. We don't have to stick to one ideal no matter what the overwhelming evidence.

  • creating humans to share his love is a crock. it makes more sense if this god, after being around for countless ages, would want to watch a whole range of emotions, which would include love and hate, just to entertain him. being omnipotent (do anything) and omniscient (know everything), there is just no way that this god would miss us puny humans messing up his perfect world. even various theologians came to the conclusion that this god must have known and made the world to be as it is now.

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