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Uploaded on Nov 1, 2011

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Conditions of My Parole by Puscifer


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Sweet baby Jesus on fire
I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull
My ass outta this
Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it

Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
I better hang onto this
Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible, swear I shot the damn Devil, not a
Bitch, but the po-po don't give a shit

(Ho- ho- hum-...)

Lordy, won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow since the judge had my warden done
Parole me
Red poison, devil kept pokin' so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it

Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and
Parole violation
But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bullshit story.
Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me. What if she's a zombie or a Dracula And tries to fuckin' eat me?
Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique

Help me outta this
Help me outta this

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  • jaikkhubb

    Love Puscifer. Love Tool. Love A Perfect Circle. Doesn't matter to me. It's all great music in my opinion. 

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  • rafpac6

    How dare you put your opinion on youtube. Especially when your opinion is against the majority's belief. As punishment for your crime your post is sentenced to spam! Now curious cynics like me will actually have to click on the show the comment link to read your post, Muha muhahaha! Mihahahahahaha!

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  • Stimmi S

    HAHAHHHAHAHAH. I just had to log in to give you a thumbs up

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  • ByNightmareTower

    Tool has too much intelect for your brain, we understand dont worry...

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  • Perla Estrada

    fuck you.

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  • James Copp

    2:03 there is a beep. I wonder why he did that to his own music

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  • stupidsamurai13

    yeah. you should watch the video.

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  • MrJuico1337

    What do you think now? I was once the same way, but when you really listen it all makes quite a lot of sense.

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  • James Copp

    Is the bleep on all versions of this song? Kinda wish it wasn't

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  • Норка Велкова

    Don't know why...but I just love the album art.

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  • Skjaldetjald

    my favorite band is alterbridge, but i dont have patience to listen to more than 10 - 15 minutes at a time unless im gaming or trying to sleep. yes its a matter of opinion, and that is why i think alterbridge is better than tool. but in reality none of them is better than each other.

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