Kent Hovind is Edward Cullen

While watching this parody of Twilight by Nathaniel Jones (guywiththecoat),

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41OixAKZQWQ

I found some striking parallels between vampire heartthrob Edward Cullen and jailed creationist fraudster Kent Hovind. Could Stephenie Meyer be a Hovind fan?

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[fkbryce]

@KyuuketsukiNekoMim1 "Most tellingly, there are no references or footnotes. As a thesis is supposed to be a research paper,"

I'm clearly referring to his thesis, not his silly slide show.

[KyuuketsukiNekoMim1]

@fkbryce really now? i happen to see references of where he got his info in his slides, and some do have footnotes. seems like someone hasn't really watched him.

[gregrutz]

@gigaboy47 Watch the video you are spamming, IDiot.

[gigaboy47]

@gregrutz first of all x-rays don't know any thing you should take high school biology and a logic class

[fkbryce]

@hadr0n You are correct, Hovind's PhD is a sham. It's in "Christian Education" and was granted by a non-accredited correspondence school, now defunct. It reads like a high school term paper (complete with terrible misspellings and broken grammar).

Most tellingly, there are no references or footnotes. As a thesis is supposed to be a research paper, this is unforgivable and would earn a fail anywhere else.

It's simple a badly written ramble; exactly what you'd expect from Hovind. Google it.

[gregrutz]

Kent doesn't understand science.

How do the x-rays know to only hit the ends of DNA?

Maybe you should take a Logic class too.

[gigaboy47]

Ok at 1:00 It saids that people age because are DNA ends break off well that is exactly what Hovind is saying x-Ray helps speed up that process. With in our lifetimes we should be able to stop this process

[hadr0n]

Lol. I'd like to see Kent's Ph.D thesis. It's probably as bad as Gillian MacKeith's fake Ph.D thesis which gave women's health magazines as references!

[bawokoroma]

5 STAR

[AbbeyNormal]

Man, that is a great parody, I can't believe I never saw that before. Thanks for the link. Also, yeah, I'd say the book Twilight and Kent Hovind definitely have some serious information issues in common.