'The Language of the Female' with Michael Ivens

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Uploaded by on Jan 11, 2009

An in depth look at squeezy marmite and the unique way which women communicate with the males of the species.

"Definitely really good." - Sir David Attenborough
"I wee'd a bit when I saw it." - The Queen

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  • The hardest question to answer is "does my bum look big in this" u will get murdered however u answer

  • I forgot to address that question - I came up with an answer which has never failed to please.

    "No, you're just too SEXY for that _____"

    (fill as appropriate: dress, belt, etc)

  • Another awesome epic sexist rant.

  • Ok, I wont tolerate people calling me sexist. If you can't take a bit of blatant Ivens ranting with the tiniest smidgen of false sexism then you have no sense of humour!

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  • if someone said to me "you look lovely" i would say thankyou and most likely blush as i dont do well with complements ...

    i think you need better female friends

    brilliant vid btw

  • Wow, do people really do that? When someone says I look lovely I say 'Thanks!" Maybe this is where I'm going wrong as a woman?! Great video :o)

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  • Simon Neil much?

  • 0:05 OMG waffle cake. =D

  • omg i had to PAUSE to laugh ad not miss part of it AHAHAHAHAA

  • ive always found that in these sorts of situations, stabbing solves most of my problems. Feel free to elaborate on that

  • if u dont like chavs date english peple

  • have you heard of a microwave before? because you could put the marmite in the microwave? soften it up a little bit it would only need 20 seconds.

    ive also come to the desision that men as just as bad possibly worse at moaning lol :-P

  • LOVE IT :D

    this really did make me giggle (:

  • you look like my old boyfriend =D

  • You're right dude. Marmite in the fridge is ridiculous. Ketchup and HP too. bad idea.

    Marmite keeps for decades anyway!

  • LOL that is sooo funny :') hahah yeahh from a girl's point of view we definitely over analyse wordsa bit too much :D all of that vid is SO trueeee <3

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